Dave Kelley

Nickname:
BDK

Vital Information:

DOB:
17 March 1963 (St. Patrick's Day, 34 and counting)

Born at:
Shamrock, Texas

Currently Resides In:
Austin, Texas

Ethnic History:
Pretty much pure Irish

Height:
6'2"

Weight:
210 pounds (although I once weighed over 330 lbs)

People that People say I Look like:
Nick Nolte in his chubbier phase (but I don't see it).

Graduated From:
University of Texas

"I don't know how to offend the good people of Austin anymore, so I've faxed photos of my naked self to random registered Republican voters in order to maintain DB creed."

Alcohol Stash in House (as of 5/26/97):
1 bottle Edradour single-malt Scotch (3/4 full); 1 bottle Wild Turkey 101 proof bourbon (1/2 full); 2 bottles Bushmills Irish whiskey (both about 1/2 full); 2 bottle Cypress Merlot (1 full, 1/2 full); 1 bottle Quivira cabernet cuvee; 1 bottle Rosemount Estate Shiraz; 1 bottle Domaine de la Renjarde Cotes du Rhone; 1 bottle Domaine du Galet des Papes Chateneuf du Pape; 2 cases homebrewed Dave's Pale Ale; 1 case Sierra Nevada Pale Ale; 1/2 case Red Hook ESB; 1/2 case Shiner Bock; 6 bottles Red Tail Ale; 8 bottles MacTarnahan's Amber Ale; 4 cans Guinness Pub Draught Stout; 3 bottles Mackeson's Stout; 1 bottle (22oz) Salvator Dopplebock; 1 bottle homebrewed Porter; 4 bottles Duvel Belgian Ale; 1 bottle (22oz) Samuel Smith's India Pale Ale. (There's also 5 gallons of Dave's Easy-Drinking Bock in the fermenter, to be kegged in about 2 weeks.)

What's in Dave's Fridge (as of 5/26/97):
a few edibles and 17 hot sauSes (Tabasco, Louisiana Hot Sauce, Trappey's Red Devil, homemade jalapeno sauce, homemade habanero sauce, Herdez salsa verde, Herdez hot red salsa, Yucatan Sunshine habanero sauce, Iguana Red Pepper Sauce, Iguana Mean Green Jalapeno Pepper Sauce, Cholula hot sauce, Island Spice Dragon Fire Pepper Sauce, unidentified red pepper sauce, 2 bottles El Fenix hot sauce, Tuong ot toi Viet-Nam pepper sauce, Satay Thai Pepper Sauce)

Fascinating Physical Fact:
In the past 10 years I've received nearly 100 stitches (and 7 staples) in my face and head and have no visible scars. I heal incredibly well.

Name of Most Embarassing Ex-girlfriend:
"Kim" (In college, I dated 4 different Kims, which should be some sort of record in itself.)

Pet Peeve:
Too many to list. I spend probably way too much time ranting about trivial things that make me crazy.

Phobia:
For some reason I've lately been obsessed with my fear of being shot in the eye. I keep wondering, if someone were to shoot me straight in the eye, would I actually *see* the bullet as it sped toward me? Ack. I need a drink.

What I Dreamed About Last Night: Golf.

Number of Complete Sets of Golf Clubs in Bedroom: 3

Number of pairs of running shoes in closet: 4