Convinced? If not, read on...
Date: 31 Dec 96
From: Mormon@mormons.org
Liam wrote:
I took a class in the subject and found the exact method to use for Mormons and
JWs. I always say: " I don't have much time just now, but I do have a moment
for a prayer. Would you like to pray with me?" Works like a charm. They both
believe that non Mormons and JWs pray to the devil and would rather beat a hasty
retreat than face the satanic prayer, *and* they get no "points" for it.
Liam,
Whether "your technique" works for JW's I cannot say, but I do know
that it does not work for Latter-day Saints. We love to pray with non-members and
our missionaries never leave a non-member home without requesting the family to pray
with them.
Latter-day Saints DO NOT believe non-members pray to the devil. Whoever told
you that was quite wrong. It's amazing how much false information is spread about
our Church.
If you wanted to know about the benefits of owning a Ford, you would not go to
a Chrysler salesman. If you want to know about Latter-day Saints, I suggest you ask
them directly.
John Walsh
All About Mormons
Date: 31 Dec 96
From: Dave Kelley
Am I the only one who finds it really weird that the Mormons seem to have a guy
on staff whose job it is to comb through the Usenet for references to their religion
and then respond, apropos of nothing? What's next, tapping our phone lines to make
sure we don't say things like, "Man, I'd sure like to bend ol' Marie Osmond
over my couch and show her *my* Brigham Young, heh, heh, heh."
I wonder if the other fringe religions are as paranoid as these guys, and are
reading this right now, praying to their God that I don't slag their sects, because
they'd then be honor-bound to straighten me out by posting to alt.drunken.bastards,
which can't possibly fit comfortably into very many theologies.
Or is it possible that a.d.b. is really just a Mormon front, and that we're not
really a bunch of booze-addled icthyologists, but really a crack squad of Mormon
missionaries who are moving, Trojan horse-like, into the collective unconscious of
the drinkers of the world?
Dave
Suddenly a little paranoid and very thirsty...
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