Was out drinking with Al last night and, I'm not really sure how, but the subject of Mormons came up.
It seems our friend Sanjiva had been woken up one morning by a suspiciously early ringing of the doorbell. It was... THEM. The Mormons.
The well-dressed young lady began her attack by asking him if he wanted to know more about "the most widely talked about subject today."
"Sex?" he replied.
"No, family values," she insisted.
She tried another topic: "the second most widely talked about subject."
"Sex?"
"No, the education of our children."
After a few back and forth comments where his response
was always "sex", she finally retreated and left him alone.
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