Sondra

Sondra and Oso, the original Curator of the Hall of Bastards, enjoy a meal at Binion's

Name:
Sondra

Nickname:
S

Physical Description:

"I look like RobF, but without a beard. Well, I did, until he cut his hair and shaved his beard and we both got new glasses."

"I like to drink and I like to have fun. Usually the first produces the second, but sometimes you have to force the issue.

"Another thing that I believe is that rules are made for other people. See, I like driving fast, and that damn speed limit is killing me.

"I also think that life should be fair - well only for me.

"What else...I'm an incredibly impatient person - I'm a product of the TV generation. Instant gratification is my mantra (my checkbook cover says, "stop me before I shop again!" for good reason).

"And I don't own a TV or a couch for two reasons. 1. They both keep you inside the apartment when you should be out having fun, and 2. You can't just pick up and leave town easily. Y'see, I wouldn't buy just any couch and TV - I'd have to buy the top-of-the-line surround-sound system and the love seat and matching chairs as well. Pretty soon, I'd be buying coordinating curtains for the bathroom and wallpapering. That's just too much to worry about, doncha think? Now GET ME ANOTHER BEER, SWAB!"

Favorite exotic dancing partner:
Noreen

Sondra loves:
Allen

Drunken Stories:

"An 'instant'?"
"Best Vomit"
"Blackout Story"
"Britain v USA Drinking Contest"
"Crantastic Weekend"
"Drunk Again"
"I WokeUp with a Bowl Next to Me..."
"Ice Cold Beer"
"Nudie Bar"
"The Great Dinner Party Disaster/Drunkfest..."
"Those Pesky Mormons..."
"What Is The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done While Pissed?"
"Worst Bar Bathroom"