Oso

Oso enjoys a couple with Gonz's neighbors

Name:
Glenn

Nickname:
Oso

Vital Information:

Born: 1973, Cherry Hill, New Jersey, USA
Designated Drinker of: Phoenix, Arizona, USA
Height: 6'1"
Weight: umm...
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brown
Blood Type: O +

Current Calling:
"I'm the curator of this here Hall of Bastards and your host on a drunken trip through etherspace."

Favorite Beer:
"That's a tough one. It's curently a tossup between Newcastle Brown Ale and Bass Ale. I came to know the pleasures of Bass when I spent the summer in Coventry (actually, Attleboro, or "Attlebelly" to the locals). Newcastle is a more recent discovery for me, reccommended by that cider-quaffing knight, Sir Jaz, and pushed upon me by the 'licious one, Mistress Sondra"

Favorite Pub:
"Bandersnatch Brewery & Restaurant in Tempe, Arizona, is tops on my list. It's not too far from SunDevil Stadium, home of the kick-ass ASU football team and the horrible Arizona Cardinals. I 'discovered' it whilst pursuing my B.S. in Justice Studies and kept right on discovering it after graduation ;-)"

Favorite Weapons:

"The Heckler and Koch's MP5 will meet all your full-auto needs, whether you are assaulting a religious 'cult' or just cutting your way through line at McDonalds.
When I want to carry something not requiring a tax stamp, I stick to Ruger's P89. This member of the P-series is inexpensive, reliable, and quite accurate for the money.
For cutting through seat-belts and other obstacles, I reccomend Spyderco knives. The ClipIt series is discreet in appearance and tops in design.
I'm also pretty mean with a 5-wood."

DB Maxims:
"A true DB should always carry a pair of sunglasses on his person when s/he (don't want to be sexist, here) goes out at night. You never know when night might turn into morning." -Murphy-

Mating Call:
"'Erm, hot tub with you Miss? I don't think that would be a good idea....' My explanation is that I was guarding the booze and that the females were just trying to distract me to get at it. I'm sticking to my story unless inculpatory evidence surfaces...."

Life's Ambition:
"To rid the world of kitchen utensils. I would rather eat with my hands than have to breathe this spooge's second-hand air"

Philosophy:
"I'm not racist. I've found that, if you spend the time to get to know someone, you can find a much better reason to hate them." (a paraphrase of something Dennis Miller once said)

Drunken Stories:

"Battle of the Drunken Bastards" (by Gonzo)
"The Cider of the Century"
CC 10.5 (by Gonzo)
"Fear, Loathing, and How to Get Fucked Up on Wine" (by Murphy)
"Legend of Oso" by Ratboy

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