"CORONA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!"
From: POPE !! Maybe Kinda Soon-to-Be
Date: 12 Aug 1996
I drank some CORONA last night and it SUCKS!!!!!!!
It tasted like warm urine (Not that I've ever tasted warm urine, but one could imagine that corona is "like" warm urine...)
From: Robert Goodlett
Date: 14 Aug 1996
Pope wrote:
I drank some CORONA last night and it SUCKS!!!!!!! It tasted like warm urine...You drunken bastard. :)
Corona must be COLD when you drink it. It also helps to squeeze the juice from a wedge of lime into the bottle then stuff the wedge into the bottle. Now put your thumb(or something) over the opening and turn the bottle upside down. [DO NOT SHAKE] ;)
One Corona is now ready to drink. The faster you drink it the better. Be prepared to relieve yourself often. :)
Of course to truly enjoy the experience you may want to follow every beer with a shot of your favorite hard alcoholic beverage. I personaly lost a bout with Tequilla[sp] and cannot drink it anymore but I hear that it goes down good with the above recipe. My personal favaorite is shots of Segrams or Jim Beam. What the hell, both. Alternate every other beer. Get someone sober,(providing you can find such a person), to watch and see 'when' you mess up the alternating. :)
From: Oso
Date: 16 Aug 96
Robert Goodlett wrote:
(snip Robert's recipe for Corona)Correct-a-mundo! Actually, you left out a step in the recipe. The Corona must be consumed in a sleazy, run-down, Mexican bar / south of the Border / South Phoenix (Viva El Rey Dave!!!)
One Corona is now ready to drink. The faster you drink it the better. Be prepared to relieve yourself often. :)
Oso
chihuaha piss doesn't travel well north of the border
From: Dave Kelley
Date: 21 Aug 96
Oso wrote:
Correct-a-mundo! Actually, you left out a step in the recipe. The Corona must be consumed in a sleazy, run-down, Mexican bar / south of the Border / South Phoenix (Viva El Rey Dave!!!)So true, so true. Optimal conditions for Corona consumption require a bar in which at least five of the following are immediately visible:
1. A boxing match between two guys who look to weigh about 35 lbs each.The more you see, the better and more appropriate the Corona becomes. Especially with a Mescal chaser and a couple of mysteriously aromatic tacos of dubious origin.
2. A soccer match without hooligans, but with an announcer speaking 300 words per minute.
3. A calendar featuring scantily-clad Aztec babes about to be sacrificed.
4. A Selena memorial.
5. Guys playing pool for money on a lop-sided table while wearing - visibly - huge knives.
6. An iconic-style photo of Pancho Villa.
7. A pool of crusty, dried blood somewhere near the door.
8. A dirt floor.
9. No real glasses - just beer bottles and shot glasses.
10. Me.
Dave (BDK)
Hanging out in the barrio...
From: Oso
Date: 22 Aug 96
Dave Kelley wrote:
(snip Dave's ideal conditions for Corona consumption)He's here like 2 hours and they crown him their king!
Dave (BDK)
Hanging out in the barrio...
Oso
glad it wasn't Jaz that walked in that bar ;-)