| ** Special thanks go to Darsy for retrieving this material from deja(news) archives and coding it. ** |  |
Tek and Ed - an introduction In the first half of 1996, a series of posts were made to alt.drunken.bastards by posters calling themselves "Tek" and "Ed". Their real identity has never been discovered or revealed, and many in fact think that they were one and the same person. Whatever the case, the fact remains that their posts were some of the funniest ever made to a.d.b. - perhaps even to the whole of Usenet. Although some of their posts have been lost - they were made when Usenet auto-archiving was in it's infancy - I have made an effort to track down the most amusing posts made by Tek and Ed, and presented them here for your lasting enjoyment. The spelling and punctuation mistakes are all original, and add to the enjoyment! |
"HEllo everyone" "Fucked up tonight" "One hell of a day" "Uh oh, possible cross-dressing" "Stop the flaming!" "Tek's luck sucks" "Ammends..." "I have some MonkeyShit for luck" "DRINKING GAME" "Other day of work Missed" "Jailed for Life" "CAMP OUTS RULE!!!!!!" "THe mystic MO-PED" "Me too post suck!" "Worst beer" "Later" "I am Back!" "Oh, SHIT Fighting Cock?" "Tek and his bright ass ideas" "SUP!" |