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Original Subject: I'm gettin Fucked up tonight Originally From: techno@destructo.win.net (Techno Destructo) Original Posting Date: 1996/04/03 |
I drove my skateboard to the store a second a go to grab some morebeer. I through a fuckin fit all over the place cuz ...well I wasin the mood for some bubbly-assed Malt liquor. I wanted somecrazy horse. i thought about it all the way to the store and thatdamn guy that works there said they didn't make it anymore. Igot pissed off and demanded a case of THE BEAST. The last time I drank that I shat for days, my ass was on fire! HEy and on theway to da house or whatever i stopped and got some smokelesstobacco. I don't know why but I felt drunk already. me and Edstarted drinking 5 oclock this afternoon. If my girlfriend wakesthe fuck up and see's me with this tobacco she'll probably kick meout tonight. I spent about 50 bucks on brew tonight and GodFDamnit I'm gonna get FUCKED UP! anyway I fell down in the damnpaking lot and my knees all busted up now. One of my neighbors sawEddie pissing off the breeze way. What I'm trying to say is thatsome bitch called Ed and he split and left me with six BEASTleft. I am kinda worried because that tobacco made us green like martians and Ed is drunk and driving around. HEY DUDE POSTSOMETHING WHEN YOU GET IN MAN. I'm worrying like an idiot overhere. pssst.. did you get any? ED: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA TELLMY BITCH? YOU TOOK all of that wine that her mom brought to herfrom France! later TEK |
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