Man you bastards arent gonna believe this. I posted earlier discussing Eds and my plans for the evening. We were gonna BbQ some fuckin Sonic patties but we needed a grill first. The neihbors over the fence got a pretty cool bad assed grill. I figured I'd just borrow it until they got home. I fail to realize that they were at home already. I got the grill up on my back and was making my way over the fence but I snagged a nutt or something cuz i came busting down flat on my ass.

The fuckin grill took a hard spill and the top was all crooked and broke. The big burly man of a neighbor came running out shouting at me. I offered to shake his hand and told him Hi I'm your neighbor. I said do you want to come over to the pad and get tore down and scarf some of mine and Ed's fuckin burgers. That big ape punched the shit out of me. My fuckin eyes are black and my nose is all swelled the fuck up. Then his ol ladie called the God damn cop-a-roos. They loade d me up in the fuckin car. on the way to the Police place I was trying to be funny and make conversation.

I grabbed the cage and started shaking it and said something to the matter of " I didn't do it". Release me at once! Let's go and get tore down. That cop on the passenfer side hit my damn fingers with his billy club. That hurt like hell. anyway, I had to call my girlie to come spring me. Man I thought she would understand better. Then I got to the apartment and she said Fuck you,you drunk bastard. She later called me a looser and left to one of her friends house. Now it's just me and ed,a case 1/2 of pabst,and a case of Old English 0800 40's, and some God Damn frozen assed footlong Sonic weiners.

We got plenty of hot dogs man. So everyone come out to the pad tonight and throw down with us. You might need to bring you r own beer cos we don't got much. Later were gonna find some ol road slut and get crazy. That oughta teach the ol lady a thing or two.

Later

TEK