We went to Big heads house to talk him out of his boatthat he has. After we bullshitted for a while he gave in. Well Tekthought that it would be cool if we put that yellow bastard on topof my car. He said that "the chicks would love it." Some how hegot the thing up there after a little packing and shit we where onour way. Tek thinks because it was his idea that he knew how toget there. So between me driving and him fuckin thinking he was driving we got lost alot.Teks little fuckin idea to put that fuckinboat on top wasn't a good idea that fuckin keep blowing the fuckoff the top and shit.It almost caused god only knows how manyfuckin wrecks. I am not sure how ,long it took us to get there butby the time we paid for all the fuckin gas and beer me and him werealmost fuckin broke. We did actually make it. We didn't know that thoses fuckin people over there would want use to pay to do thisshit.

Tek told me that those fuckin backwoods people didn'tfuckin like people from other states to use there river so he toldme to talk like a hick. So I did and those fuckin old people werejust look at me funny. Well after a while we were pissed thosesbastards told use that our yellow banana was shitty and that wehad to were floaty jackets and shit. Tek said fuck that and told melets go. We went on our way a drove up the river tek said that wewould take one of these dirt roads. My fuckin ears were poppinglike a bitch. We started going up one of these fuckin huge asshills when Tek said that weren't going to make I just laughed abunched we were fuckin spinning up that bitch. We go to the topand then "HOLY SHIT!" Is what I said it look like the fuckin GrandCanyon I hit the brakes but the fuckin front tires were alreadythe top. We were going over the top. Tek's dumbass reaches over andgrabs the fuckin gear shifter a throws it in FUCKIN reveser.

Myfuckin car was makeing all kinds of fuckin noises well then wewere hauling ass down this fuckin hill hitting all kinds of shit Iwas scared shitless Tek was laughing his ass off.Well we made italive we got of the car and I was sad ass fuck there was shit rippedout of my car all the way up the hill. even the fuckin banana wasripped off with the rack on top. Tek said that my car was fucked.Well even now I get sad thinking about it so I am going to cut itshort I will talk to guys later.

I am out of here

Ed