hey

You fellas/ladies will just have to excuse me. See, I am always drunk. Every evening that is. I am well on my way now. So OK, I'm Sorry if I offended anyone. From now on I will just post an occassional story or two.

Ed an I got some major plans for tonight. He's at the store now grabbin a case or so of Blue Ribbon, I drank a pint of fighting cock earlier and I'm about to make way to the store for some more of those Big tops! Those bastards were good last night! Anyway, since Eddie works at Sonic, I told him to grab some of them frozen assed patties. Later I'm gonna borrow the neighbors grill ...FUCK IT UP! Man I'll tell ya what fuckin sucks! I had to go into work this morning(Piggly Wiggly) at 8:30. I went to bed at about 6:30. I drank the last beast right before bed. Needless to say, I was drunk when I woke up. I AM THE CHAMPION FACER. I'M THE BEST TO EVER LIVE! I challange anyone to a dual.

At work today I slipped into the back and got on some damn boxes and snoozed until about mid-afternoon. My fuckin Uncle (the manager) caught me back there and yelled at me. He's pretty cool just as long as I don't still anymore beer. Which reminds me of a bit of a Christmas story....Tonight when Ed and I are Fuckin Wasted, we'll tell some Xmas stories. I gota run to the store and grab a grill

later

TEK