I said ok lets put up the fuckin tent.I guessTek thinks that he is some fuckin kind of a boyscout because. Tekwent to the back of the car and pulled a bunch of fuckin sticksand some kind of blue plastic fucking shit and some of thosefuckin big ass trash bags that has those fuckin Jack'o laterenfuckin faces on them and some tape. I said where is the fuckin tentat he laughed and said what do you mean this is it. So he went towork it looked like shit but we didn't think that we were going tosleep much anyway.

WELL WE didn't have any thing to start a fire with so we used my spare tire it smoked like fuck but it was theonly thing that the Boy scout thought that would work. It took usforever to get it started but it was still burning when we left.We played relay for about 2 hours and we got horny like a bunch offuckin monkeys. and so we started to go back to town. Tek said thathe better drive since I had already puked all over myself.

Well Tekthought that my country squire was a mud buggy he hit some big asshole and we got stucker than fuck I got out and pushed. WEll I got back in the car and said that we were not going anywhere Tek saidthat he could get us out so he was gasing the fuck out of the carwhen I got out I notice that the tires were not even moving andsomething was hang out from under of my car Tek the fuckinmechanic said that when WE hit that fuckin big stump that my fuckindrive shaft broke or something.

So we were on the way back to camp on feet. We got the washtub out of the back and were on our way.It wasn't to far back but it seemed like it took forever since ever30 yards we would sit down and laugh about the car and drink acouple of beers. We got back and started to play relay again Whenthe Shit pains hit me we didn't bring any T.P so I headed in the woods I took and big nasty ass wildcat shit and wiped my ass witha bunck of wet ass leaves and one of my socks.

It wasn't by thetime I got back to camp my ass was already raw as fuck. Wellafter that I really don't remember mucH but I think that Tek wastrying to show me how to break dance all night. And something abouttrying to climb abunch of fuckin trees like monkeys. Well I awoke tothe smell of something like brunt ass eggs. Tek the fuckin chief had went back to the car that night and got some fuckin eggs and askillet He was using a bent ass beer can to cook them with It lookedlike he had fuckin cooked about 20 fuckin eggs but he said that halfof them were smashed in my broke ass car.

They tasted like shit wehad to eat them out of the skillet with our hands we had nosliverwear OR DISHES. I guess that fuckin tire might have made them taste like shit. I asked Tek were the tent was since I didn't sleepin it and could not see it anywhere and he said that last nightthat He thought it would make good fire wood so he burnt it thefuck up to. Well I am fixing to go asleep I will tell the restlater.

I am out of here

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