I remember this one time when me and Tek got so fucked up that wewere going to go Mud riding in my 1984 Ford Ltd country squire. Itis green and primar in color with wood panal doors it has a big assluggage rack on the top and teks fav the fuckin trap door in theback. We had been drinking on Tek's fave Moosehead and some bud. Wewere pretty shitty so we went down the only fuckin back roads weknew of, and got stuck like fuck. We sat there forever puttingfuckin sticks and shit like that under the tires with no fuckin luck.

We looked like a bunch of fuckin muddyassed monkeys.

Whenthese fuckin redneck came down the same road. I guess trying to gettheir fuckin 4*4 stuck or something. Well they were drinking somefuckin Miller Lite "the fuckin worst beer ever fuckin made". Theycouldn't go down the road because of my ride being in the way sothey offer to help us. They jumped out of these big fuckin big footthing and got into their damn big ass tool boxs that they had inthe back end of this damn thing and got a huge ass chain out of theback. They told tek to hook it to the front of my damn G-ride onthe frame of the car. I guess he didn't want to get down in the mudon his knees so he hooked to my front bumper.

Well those fuckinrednecks climbed up this fuckin 12 foot ladder to get in his mudride and said to get in a punch it when he said go. So when I got in the car. he said go I punch the gas and he jerk the shit out of mebut I didn't go anywhere and he ended up ripping my front bumper ofmy car. After we hook it up to the frame they pulled us out witheasy. By this time we were out of beer and drunk as fuck. We endedup parking my car and getting in there fuckin mud ride.

These guyswere fuckin red necks from hell Me and tek were drinking all theirnasty ass beer. One of those damn red necks offer us some dip Ithink it was "Copenhagen" So we dip it and I got sicker than fuck.Well ever since that day tek thinks he is a red neck so he buysthat shit every time we get fucked up. Well I have got to go to thesonic.

I am out of here

Ed