Man you bastards won't believe what the fuck I've been up to!I bought a fuckin Dune Buggy. We went to these damn sand-like dunethings in Texarkana and spent a good week or so. ME ad ol Eddieboy drank the hell out of some beer. I guess we decided to take alittle vacation. The only reason we could afford it is because Italked my women into cashing in on one of those CD's that she hadset back growing just waiting to be spent. I told here I wasgoing to use the money for the new business I was cranking up.

Iended up getting all that cash, buying about 3 cases of Moosehead;getting fucked up with ED; seeing a fuckin Dunebuggy race on oneof those Sports channels; buying a damn dune buggy and haulingass. Ya see Johnson's parents live in Texarkana so we shacked upin that fuckin loon house. I thought fuckin johson had a bighead. His mom has a HUGE motherfuckin HEAD!!!!Anyway me and Ed just drank as much beer as possible and took turnsdriving the damn buggy! I ended up dislocating my shoulders and breaking a few ribs and cracking my tailbone.

I told Ed that Iwas going to lay down behind one of those mounds of dirt and he wassupposed to jump over me but he landed right on top of me. Thenthat bastard spun the fuckin tires until it got off of me. Hethought that it would be kind of funny. I bet it did look funny.I started working at Mazzios Pizza earlier this week. I almostgot fired two times the first day of training. First off, the guyasked me if I could do roll ups. I said hell yeah! I thought I'dshow out and maybe impress him if I threw the dough about like apro but I ended up slinging the shit across the room. He yelledat me and let me know right quick that "WE don't do that here son!" Later that day he caught me getting beer.

Actually I got a prettygood buzz. He was kind of pissed too because I'm not supposed todrive and Thaey need a delivery boy. I'm trying to talk Ed intoit.

Anybody ever had any Red Seal snuff? I inhaled about a half a jarof that shit. oH well

My fuckin girlie left me over that damn money I blew, so as apiece of advice to ya bahstahds: Don't try that shit

later

TEK