(someone, that was ChrisF, right?, said:)
Now if you got, say, Jaz, Dal, and Leaf, and put 'em in a room with Joel, Gonzo, and Sondra, and then put all of THEM in a room with Michel (WHERE ARE YOU DOOD?), myself, and, er, I can't think of a female Canadian db so I'll say Micah =), you'd get nine fucking drunk people. Probably all at different rates, but I'd bet *money* that you couldn't predict ahead of time which people would get drunk first.I agree here. Who the hell cares who gets drunk faster or who drinks more? The notion of "I can drink more than you" equates with "I'm more masculine because it takes me more/longer to become intoxicated." Fuck that. You're more masculine if you can spew more "Baby Batter" [tm Dirks] or impregnate more chicks than me in a specified amount of time. So-fuckin-what?, no pun intended.
So long as all persons aforementioned get DRUNK and act like total BASTARDS, well then I suppose the notion of alt.DRUNKEN.BASTARDS has therefore been fulfilled, and that's what this here NG is all about.
JOEL
finishing four Budweisers and two Coors Lights, and feeling almost ready to go into
work in a hour...