Leaf

Name:
Larraine Nicholls

Nickname:
Leaf

DD of:
West Yorkshire, UK.

Vital Information:

Born on:
June 5th,1955 (Gemini... We do *not* have a split personality..)

Born At:
Windsor, Ontario, Canada

Currently Reside In:
Denholme, West Yorkshire, UK.

Physical Description:
5'8", 140 lbs., brown hair, coupla tats, grey/green eyes (in a good mood) or dark brown (when angry)

Fascinating Physical Fact:
To bruise if looked at in the wrong way, yet to survive a hit and run with barely a scratch.

People that People Say I Look Like:
Barbra Streisand (must be the conk!), Liza Minelli, Lassie, Jaz's woman.

Quote of the Moment:
"Another thought that springs to mind is that time I did a stint as a barmaid in a rather rough pub. One night I got so pissed off with the abuse from the punters, when this guy said "This pint isn't full.." (there was only a *tiny* short head on it... the pint, not the guy.... well, actually..) I did a very realistic gob noise into it and "Now it is". I escaped with only small injury."

Favorite Beverage:
Bollinger/Tattinger champagne...or poor womans equivalent, Cava! If that is unavailable... the local hardware store does a good "meths-mixer".

Alcohol Stash in Apartment (as of 20 June 2001):
Mostly cider tonight… about 6 litres. I drank the two tins of Becks which were part of the stash before I started this, so I should have just about enough cider to last the evening out.

Century Clubs Completed:
The first ever UK CC!

Embarassing Fact:
A dead potted plant that I forgot to water but remained in situ for 3 years. [wemaster's note: this might not have happened if you had pissed in it]. I also find myself rummaging about the bin in search of cigarette butts when I have run out of 'real' cigs.

Hobbies:
Humph! What a question! I like helping old ladies across the road, charity work, babysitting for my drunken friends, entertaining celebs, gardening (sheds are *great*), crocheting, knitting, beating the fuck out of my clients (oops!)
Oh, and ... Apart from the obvious, I like to IRC and post crap to the Newsgroup (whilst doing the obvious), tend our scrummy garden (whilst doing the obvious), pass out in various places (as a result of doing the obvious), write stuff (usually shite, due to the obvious) and meeting other DB's (who are usually simultaneously doing the obvious).

Pet Peeve:
Full ashtrays and people who sniffle.

Name of Most Embarassing Ex-Boyfriend:
For legal reasons ...

What I Dreamed About Last Night:
Rotting banana skns in FHD's bedroom (this might not have been a dream, of course); Jaz asking me why I had filled the pond (under construction) with cider and some fleeting image of a cat pissing on the newly planted (unpotted) plants. I should get out more.

Phobia:
Knives, wasps and running out of booze and alcohol at the same time as I run out of money.

Has Been Arrested For:

(Well, not exactly arrested, but 'spoken to') ...
Riding my *hot* bike too fast
Being drunk and disorderly
"Impersonating a Police Officer"
Nicking cones!
Recently avoided jail for not paying the fine for car tax avoidance. (There should be a fucking law against this kind of harassment)

Life's Ambition:
Find an ancient artifact, instead of the remains of my ex-cat, when digging in my garden.

Things I want to do before I die:
Drink in as many countries as possible and meet all the DB's I have yet to meet.

20 June 2001