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Well, I'll write this down, just to confuse you.. I think I just confused me, too.
-Prof. Yakir
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
-William Butler Yeats
Do or do not. There is no try.
-Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
-Yoda, The Phantom Menace
Now we're in the big leagues with such famed groups as soc.culture.quebec! Why I almost feel like reading news.groups again and getting really uppity.
-Yonderboy on the short lived soc.religion.kibology
What kind of CANDYASS PUNK are you that it took you 29 minutes to kick the crap out of 18 bikers? Danny "the body" Brodsky could have done it in 15 minutes!!! And then he would have posted their E-mail addresses for the whole world to know!!! Michele Tepper would have done it in 5 minutes. Two if she wasn't worried about messing her hair. And that *includes* the time it would take to taunt them about their inability to breathe properly. But that pretty much goes without saying.
-Ian York
When you know the answer, my child, you will have achieved satori. If you do not find the answer, we just don't give a fuck.
-Ian York
A fixed bear is an animal in the bear family which includes black bears, brown bears, pandas, koalas, and grizzlies, as well as many others, which has been surgically altered to inhibit reproduction--for example, by removing the gonads. A fixed bear is generally not acceptable body jewellery due to their size as well as their claws and teeth which can be quite damaging during intercourse in the case of genital piercings, although there are probably a few adventurous and exotic size queens on RAB sporting sterilized koalas in their lobes after months and months of stretching.
-Clay Young
There is No God but Sendmail and SMTP is Its Prophet
-Hugh Young
Don't do things half-assed. If a thing is worth doing at all, it's worth doing as well as you can possibly do it. Pick out something you think is worthwhile and do it or work at it with passion. Do it with all your might.
-Hugh Young
See, I have two different sets of notes here, his and mine. And looking at his notes is enough to send someone into an alternate universe.
-Hugh Young
I wouldn't object to my wife having the last word; if only she'd get to it.
-Henny Youngman
...each day, death walks the earth, and we continue to live as though we were immortal.
-Yudishthira, The Bhagavad Gita
Growing up is all about finding out that people are gay.
-Erin van Yuga
If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.
-Lin Yutang
You can check the government organization handbook. The handbook contains all government organizations, it does not contain any secret organization.
-Sun Yuxi, PRC Foreign Ministry spokesman
You have a master's degree in engineering but half the people in your department either didn't go to college or have history degrees, except if you have a master's from Stanford, in which case everyone in your department has a master's degree from Stanford
-You Know You're From Silicon Valley When:
You remember the names of the three closest cheap sushi joints, the location of all the Fry's in the area and which companies your friends work for that are going public in the next year, but don't know the name of the mayor
-You Know You're From Silicon Valley When: