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The problem in the Middle East is that everyone thinks they are the chosen people. The Jews -- we are the chosen people. The Arabs -- we are the chosen people. Look, if you're the chosen people, how come you're living in the middle of a desert? Maybe the Samoans are the chosen people.
-Aron Kader
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
-Franz Kafka
the law of cybernetics states that i am not erratic or unstable enough to hold anyone's attention for very long
-Kristen Kakos
A bus? I bet the rush you get when you turn around to see a large transporter in your face is phenomenal! I'll pass though.
-Jason Kalafat
What! You actually think the Grand Moff Tarkin died when the Death Star exploded? Nonsense...I never saw the body, did you?
-Chris Kalmbacher
There's information vital to our cause...in my pants!
-Kangal
USA Today: The Newspaper for People who don't have time for TV.
-kanga@barh109.its.rpi.edu
This is another step forward in the evolution of Java. We're very excited to be able to offer developers the opportunity to easily display lines of text...
-Jon Kannegaard, Javasoft VP of software products, May 27, 1997, (approximately a year after Java's release)
That's what it says in my day planner: 4:00, represent. I'm late already. I'm supposed to step off by 6:00...
-Jesse Kanner
If you still do not understand this process please shut off your computer and go home.
-Adam Kaplan
For those non-Americans in the house, July 4th (Independence Day) is an American holiday where we commemorate when The Fresh Prince of Bel Air shot down some aliens or something. Have a beer, eat a burger, light some M-80's!
-Phil Kaplan
Hasta La Vista, AltaVista CEO... Looks like they're attempting to "synergize new paradigms" and "converge similar wankage" and other stuff like that.
-Phil Kaplan
Okay to fully understand that paragraph you had to be familiar with modern music, professional wrestling, and the Linux operating system. Sorry...
-Phil Kaplan
David Hasselhoff and optical storage technology make this all possible.
-Anu Kapoor
Don't worry, prekies will be here soon to provide us with seconds if not minutes of entertainment!
-Anu Kapoor
Geoff got sued for sexual harassment and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
-Anu Kapoor
Heh, $5 worth of animatronics and they've got Adam fooled.
-Anu Kapoor
hoping for the incomplete. the melting icefall. intoxication furthers.
-Anu Kapoor
I am alt.discordia.
-Anu Kapoor
I hear lots of people saying that they aggressively use their Pilots, and I don't think they're lying, unlike the Newton people.
-Anu Kapoor
I've been... insomaniacal.
-Anu Kapoor
It represents man's struggle against giant rotating penises.
-Anu Kapoor
Now I lay me down to sleep If I die before I wake BONUS!
-Anu Kapoor
Reading comp.sys.powerpc would distract me from my sword duty of doing algorithms, graphics and being whined at by Josh.
-Anu Kapoor
That which does not kill me is surely defective and should be returned to the manufacturer for replacement.
-Anu Kapoor
There is no relativity. Some people are just wrong.
-Anu Kapoor
They are origami vultures... They Kick Ass... They perch!!
-Anu Kapoor
Try 'zctl wg_exit'. It's actually a famous zen mantra used to calm many in ancient times.
-Anu Kapoor
When grasshopper learns to stagger drunk like a flea, he will be ready to leave the monastary.
-Anu Kapoor
Ya know, Fascism in moderation is pretty cool...
-Anu Kapoor
Your AuthMan icon seems to have disappeared. Oh my God, you must feel so insecure.
-Anu Kapoor
According to the Snapple company, the best stuff on Earth, from which Snapple Iced Tea is claimed to be made, apparently consists of: Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Tea, and Natural Flavors. I just thought people should know, in case they were frittering their money away on houses, cars, computers, clothes, diamonds and/or gold, in the mistaken belief that that stuff is better than High Fructose Corn Syrup and friends.
-Sam Kass
Also, if you, leverage you're primary strengths and put your's and other's goals in a mission statement, and meet too discuss there ideas, your more, likely to meet you're careabout, to.
-Sam Kass
Apple's redesigned UI for MacOS X is so incredibly slick I hope their users don't slip, fall and break something.
-Sam Kass
Back to Java code. It's the future, or something.
-Sam Kass
Because without a degree you might end up like Bill Gates or something.
-Sam Kass
Being a Senior every year is fun. How many years in a row should I have my picture put in the yearbook?
-Sam Kass
Bill Gates is supposed to be some great techno-wizard. What, because he wrote a BASIC interpreter once in the late 70's? (As far as I know, that and his child are the only things that Gates has actually created, and even with his child, I'm sure his wife did most of the work.)
-Sam Kass
Bummer the "hello world" got standardized as the typical starting app instead of the "touch my monkey" counterpart.
-Sam Kass
"Buying an Apple just doesn't make all that much sense when the whole rest of the world is using PC/Windows-based systems." Yeah, and being American doesn't make much sense when there are over a billion Chinese.
-Sam Kass
Does it seem weird to anyone else that church had to be cancelled today due to an act of God? Maybe He just wanted a day off or something.
-Sam Kass
Female => Girl => Slimy... Proof: Assertion by lack of counterexample. Q.E.D.
-Sam Kass
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Whooo-hoo. Sorry. It's just that I've been doing a little too much Win32 development lately for my own good.
-Sam Kass
I am the Alpha and the Omega. The archgenesis and the destroyer of worlds. She is Karen.
-Sam Kass
I curse Microsoft at least once a day. I only curse Apple every other day. As I see it, that's a 100% improvement.
-Sam Kass
I found out a useful piece of information in High School physics. Vacuum doesn't suck. Everything else blows.
-Sam Kass
I like your cat, but I wouldn't want to be greedy, so I'll only take half.
-Sam Kass
I live in a dorm. If I get drunk and wander around in my bathrobe throwing bottles, I get an internal citation and don't end up hitting any cars anyway. And you know I'm a compu-perfolk, because most of the reason I'm still living on campus is the cooo-el ten megabit network connections.
-Sam Kass
I think the portion of grades that are due to pure luck is almost nil, if you disregard the luck that causes the surrounding circumstances.
-Sam Kass
I wish something exciting would happen, like an alien invasion or something. Do you ever wonder whether someone like me is sitting in a missile silo somewhere thinking, "Life has gotten just a little TOO BORING."
-Sam Kass
I would like to try to persuade you not to write this book. Two previous posts have already cited examples of people who would kill for such a book, and I simply cannot condone the violence that such a book's release might ensue.
-Sam Kass
If I were to start the killing, I would be sure to do it in a remote, wide-open place or someone is likely to get hurt.
-Sam Kass
If I ever become a scandalous famous person, I'm going to start a diary, and write two hours of mindless drivel every evening, more if I can find the time, and force Congress to sift through it all.
-Sam Kass
It's buried under a pile of paper, which is more secure than Kerberos anyway.
-Sam Kass
I've seen bitings, however, I still think Lisa and Faith are mostly talk. I don't think they could corrupt a pile of sodium on a humid day in the rainforests of Brazil.
-Sam Kass
IMHO, sleeping with someone is one thing. An unforgivable. Going to a strip club once, the night before the wedding, seems irrelevent. I'm not clear on which one you're commenting on. Or do you mean playing Warcraft II and hacking systems all night? Yeah, I could see how that could break it all up.
-Sam Kass
Life would be far more interesting if people could explode at will.
-Sam Kass
Now that IE is part of the OS, we can provide you with new features like system wide memory leaks and convoluted interfaces to previously straightforward tasks!
-Sam Kass
Sam's Diet Plan: A Coke for breakfast, a Coke for lunch, and a sensible dinner...
-Sam Kass
Sigh^H^H^H^HWheee.... Another wasted CD-R^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hfrisbee.
-Sam Kass
T minus 56.5 and counting to "eccentric millionare" status.
-Sam Kass
The movie to which I'm referring has the same name, but you seem to be referring to something called "character development", a concept that I do not remember from the movie in question, which dealt more with "character ass-kicking".
-Sam Kass
The VM system has been greatly revamped and sped up. I'm sure all the old bugs have been fixed and replaced with new ones.
-Sam Kass
There is no CyberSpace, just a lot of people pretending.
-Sam Kass
*This message contains forward looking statements that involve risks and uncertainties, including the timetable for world domination and the public's acceptance of my benevolent dictatorship. More information on potential factors that could affect the success of the plan described in this statement is included in the public and private speech archive of Emperor Sam I (am).
-Sam Kass
This useless tidbit thanks to an increasing obsession with reading Newsweek cover-to-cover each week.
-Sam Kass
Those German lawmakers seem to be anti-Neo-Nazi Nazis or something.
-Sam Kass
Well, I promised I wouldn't do anything stupid, so now you have to do the same. Of course, what's stupid for me seems to be the oppisite of what's stupid for you.
-Sam Kass
Wow. And I've been feeling good about Pittsburgh because it's been balmy and sunny two days in a row.
-Sam Kass
You shouldn't need to install simple programs to run them. You shouldn't need to reboot to install simple programs. You shouldn't need to reboot to change settings. You shouldn't need to reboot.
-Sam Kass
You WILL be assimilated into the PDA revolution... resistance, if less than one ohm, is futile...
-Sam Kass
But if much of the Internet was built around wires and code, an equal amount was built around pomposity and bullshit. The wired world has produced lavalike torrents of manifestos promising utopias, an end to poverty and ignorance, the collapse of government and media, a new kind of economy, and all sorts of memes and constructs.
-John Katz, Wired
In keeping with a movie busy presenting 750 separate special effects, we are never told what the Sedition Group is or why it would go to such incredible trouble to destroy the Robinsons' plans, not to mention their own planet. All we know is that its members are middle-aged white men which, these days, is more than enough.
-Jon Katz, Wired
Double Latte Bolivian Mint Crack With a Touch of Angel Dust, Shaken not stirred. To Go.
-Neal Katz
Our prep course for the USMLE (medical boards) is pure science review. Our prep for the SAT is largely testmanship. Why? Because the USMLE tests science and the SAT tests nothing.
-John Katzman, President, The Princeton Review
A sinking ship gathers no moss.
-Donald Kaul
A crash is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an 'idiosyncrasy.' Frequently, crashes are followed with a message like 'ID 02.' 'ID' is an abbreviation for 'idiosyncrasy' and the number that follows indicates how many more months of testing the product should have had.
-Guy Kawasaki, "The Macintosh Way"
If you need a flame-thrower instead of matches to jump-start your company, then something is wrong.
-Guy Kawasaki
Jolt is for Windows programmers. It's typical IBM PC: it goes in brown and comes out yellow. Mountain Dew is for Macintosh programmers: it goes in yellow and comes out yellow. It's WYSIWYP.
-Guy Kawasaki
Our formula for valuation is 1 million for each full time engineer on the team, subtract 500k for each MBA.
-Guy Kawasaki
Saying Windows 95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-Guy Kawasaki
...since I have left Apple it has had its first profitable year in a while and the stock has tripled. Those of you who are Macintosh and Apple fans, you have my word that I will not return to the company...
-Guy Kawasaki
Traditionally, Apple fellows came from the scientific academic or engineering world. They were made into fellows because of their intellectual prowess and visionary thinking. Then there's me. I was made a fellow to kick butt.
-Guy Kawasaki
Any medium powerful enough to extend man's reach is powerful enough to topple his world. To get the medium's magic to work for one's aims rather than against them is to attain literacy.
-Alan Kay
The only way to predict the future is to invent it.
-Alan Kay
What people mean by the word technology is anything invented after they were born.
-Alan Kay
grrrrr...... grumble grumble.... shoot..... 50 ft..... dime..... i can do just that with YOUR head which is MUCH MUCH larger than a DIME!!!!!!
-Yerin Kay
hollow tipped bullets are really neat when they BLOW THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD OFF!!!!
-Yerin Kay
i'm going to DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!! ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Yerin Kay
...let's see who can be the _first_ of you to stop, and I mean stop entirely. No parting shots. No defending yourselves. Just stop cold turkey. Walk away.
-Doug Kaye
It doesn't matter how much ice cream you add to manure; nobody will ever like it. However, if you add even the tinyest amount of manure to that ice cream...
-Bill Kearney
'Beauty is truth, truth beauty,' - that is all / Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
-John Keats, Ode on a Grecian Urn
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affection and the truth of imagination - what the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth - whether it existed before or not.
-John Keats
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
-Garrison Keillor
If tofu adds years to your life, they probably wouldn't be the best years.
-Garrison Keillor
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature ... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
-Helen Keller
I can't kill you, I have to be sick and demented and scary right now.
-Lisa Kellner
I'm a closet discordian...a pantry subgenius...
-Lisa Kellner
the world is your oyster, you know. it smells like seawater and it might clamp shut on your finger and inside there's a glob of something that's like a big living glob of snot, and maybe - *if* you're lucky! - a little deformed pearl.
-Lisa Kellner
You can't plonk me, i'm the gingerbread man!!!
-Lisa Kellner
A remedy for masturbation which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment. In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement.
-John Harvey Kellogg, M.D., "Treatment for Self-Abuse and its Effects," Plain Fact for Old and Young; 1888
Can you mail me X Windows on a disk?
-Channon Kelly
Get this, (from [a male admirer]): 'I am not worthy! Good morning, Milady.' You call that persuading?... Guess again...
-Channon Kelly
People who take issue with control of population do not understand that if it is not done in a gracefull way, nature will do it in a brutal fashion.
-H. Kendall
If the idea of a protocol behaving like a rabid, diseased sex-crased bunny rabbit appeals to you, AppleTalk is for you.
-John Kennedy
the great enemy of truth is often not the lie --deliberate, contrived and dishonest -- but the myth -- persistent, persuasive and unrealistic
-John F. Kennedy
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
Of those to whom much is given, much is required.
-John F. Kennedy
Washington is a city of southern efficiency and northern charm.
-John F. Kennedy
Each time a person stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, these ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance.
-Robert F. Kennedy
There's a fine line between bad habits and style.
-Chris Kent
The only people for me are the mad ones -- the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow Roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awwww".
-Jack Kerouac, "On the Road"
Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.
-Jean Kerr
People are very open-minded about new things--as long as they're exactly like the old ones.
-Charles F. Kettering
Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.
-John Maynard Keynes
As far as I am concerned, paranoia is nothing but heightened awareness.
-Jameel al Khafiz
Pittsburgh: If you don't like the weather, wait a minute.
-Jameel al Khafiz
The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.
-Genghis Khan
Your presence is requested at your earliest convenience. Please be sure your earliest convenience is at 1pm.
-Sher Khan
All right, that's enough. Cut it out. Either play live or get the hell off the stage, you know. This isn't Solid Gold.
-Kid Rock
This ain't alt.angst.support, homeboy. Cold and inhumane revulsion is how we view the world, and how the world views us.
-Kilroy
I do profess to be no less than I seem; to serve him truly that will put me in trust: to love him that is honest; to converse with him that is wise, and says little; to fear judgment; to fight when I cannot choose; and to eat no fish.
-Kent, King Lear 1:4
For a great university one must provide football for the alumni, sex for the undergraduates and parking for the faculty.
-Kerr's Rules for a Successful College
...sometimes a network is just a network...
-Mitchell Kertzman
History is full of revisionists. Where it used to say "THOU SHALT NOT KILL" it now says, "except as specified in section III-B, Paragraph 12, Sub-section D, Schedule 3." If that still doesn't suit you, wait till next year's commandments come out and trade it in for something that does.
-Jake Khuon
ALPO is 99 cents a can. That's over SEVEN dog dollars!!
-Jim Kimble
i am neither living nor dead, and being purely coincidental runs in my family.
-Florence King
If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.
The means by which we live have outdistanced the ends for which we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.
Through violence you may murder a murderer, but you can't murder murder. Through violence you may murder a liar, but you can't establish truth. Through violence you may murder a hater, but you can't murder hate. Darkness cannot put out darkness.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.
I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem that if I were trying to sell him (at least to a Computer Scientist), I would not stress that he is gentle to humans and is self-sufficient, living mostly on field mice. Rather, I would argue that he is object-oriented.
-Roger King
Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk.
-Steven King
I'm told I am dangerous because I might get in the way of this holy project we've undertaken to keep dropping heavy objects from the sky until we've wiped out every last person who could potentially hate us.
-Barbara Kingsolver
I'm an occupational hazard.
-Richard Kinsey
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is not king, he is considered insane.
-Richard Kinsey
Now with all natural added enthusiasm!
-Richard Kinsey
The only time i update my Netscape is when you tell me to, on the theory that at any other time it would plunge me into a world of darkness from which i might never return.
-Richard Kinsey
There's never time to do things right, only time to do things over. -Richard Kinsey Yeah, I saw your classified ad the other day. 'Shit on me, piss on me, must be sincere'
-Richard Kinsey
I have written the tale of our days for a sheltered people's mirth, in jesting guise, but ye are wise, and know what the jest is worth.
-Rudyard Kipling
... but when you come to Heritage USA, remember to bring your Bible and your VISA card - because the Bible is the Holy Truth, and God doesn't take American Express.
-Bruce Kirby
* experienced a moment of true Yuppie-dom last night as both my pager AND cellphone went off at the same time while I was driving, and in attempting to answer the cell and check the pager, I nearly spilled my Starbucks latte. If I'd been driving a Sports Utility Vehicle and/or wearing any article of clothing from the Gap, the horror would have been complete and I would have had to commit suicide.
-Susan Kirby
And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic. Just because there are a few hundred other people sharing your lunacy with you does not make you any saner.
-Oleg Kiselev
Campus politics are so vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-Henry Kissinger
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.
-Henry Kissinger
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
-Henry Kissinger
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
-Henry Kissinger
the bottom line is... If my computer could fuck me, I'd never leave my house.
-Jay Ross Kistler
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
-James Klass
Hey...isn't there anything interesting to do around here? Ancient civilizations to crumble? Things to blow up? Daycare?
-Kleg, "Vacation From Reality"
I thought I just heard on the radio that the House Procreations Committee was trying to decide how big the package should be.
-Richard Klein
A good Board will give you better advice than your mother.
-Eugene Kleiner
After learning some tricks of the trade, many people think they know the trade.
-Eugene Kleiner
After R&D is finished, make sure the dogs want to eat the dog food.
-Eugene Kleiner
Revisionist history usually begins during the IPO.
-Eugene Kleiner
The time to eat appetizers is when they are being passed around.
-Eugene Kleiner
There are times when panic is the appropriate response.
-Eugene Kleiner
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die.
-Klingon Proverb
Commitment, n. Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs. The chicken is involved, and the pig is committed.
-Richard Knapp
Sure, we can raise money! We can raise your Activities Fee.
-Josh Knauer
If you were to condense the best of the Web down to a single phrase, what would it be? What words capture the Internet's purest essence? No, not 'free porn'.
-Greg Knauss
Skins -- user-customizable interface overlays -- are the latest rage. "Non-standard!" is the new rallying cry. And all this portends dark days to come -- perky, shiny, translucent days, yes, but dark as night.
-Greg Knauss
Scientists in New Guinea have discovered a culture whose members communicate exclusively through the use of plan files.
-Kevin Knight
Social Butterfly: a person with friends who don't know how to use e-mail.
-Kevin Knight
This memo is to notify you that you are happy in your job. If you have any questions, please contact the Personnel office at extension x3088. Thank you.
-Kevin Knight
gcc's whole purpose in life is to be fast at the expense of that nice secure feeling cc gives you by being quiet.
-Shawn Knight
Hey, I could summon a demon to terrorize that church. Cool.
-Shawn Knight
But the three of them made the bad mistake of trying to offer the fan god some ramen. One should never ever offer any kind of god something like ramen -- they know better than to go near the stuff. As a result the god turned angry and began spitting out things. He demanded a sacrafice -- the cat!
-Jennifer Knipper
I will consult the magic 8 ball on that one ... its says "How the hell should I know"
-Jennifer Knipper
You know you're no longer a teenager when the mere sight of one annoys the fuck out of you.
-Jennifer Knipper
Any inaccuracies in this index may be explained by the fact that it has been sorted with the help of a computer.
-Donald Knuth, Sorting and Searching
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
-Donald Knuth
TeX has found at least one bug in every Pascal compiler it's been run on, I think, and at least two in every C compiler.
-Donald Knuth
The process of preparing programs for a digital computer is especially attractive, not only because it can be economically and scientifically rewarding, but also because it can be an aesthetic experience much like composing poetry or music.
-Donald E. Knuth
You're bound to be unhappy if you optimize everything.
-Donald E. Knuth
Chickens, like two-edged swords, often come home to roost.
-Suzy Kohout
We have the most [thorough] test guy in the world... [I showed him this program and he asked,] 'but Rob, what if time runs backward?'
-Rob Kolstad
I don't know if freezing cold lake breezes actually have the biological effect of reducing the effect of alchohol on the human body, or if it's a purely psychological effect. (I think most people would describe "hey! Where are my testicles? I can't feel 'em!" as a sobering thought).
-Ian Konen
It's not that I got it and didn't think it was funny. It's more that I was asleep when you said it.
-Ian Konen
My car has a V1 engine and gets 2000 miles to the gallon, therefore I must race the penis car in heavy traffic to eliminate its advantage.
-Ian Konen on my driving
Of course just because I am not bitter and miserable doesn't mean I don't want to get some guns and start the killing.
-Ian Konen
Take the red line north. DONT GO SOUTH. SOUTH IS BAD.
-Ian Konen explains the finer points of Chicago travel
The dude whose cards we were using talks about the "good deal" he got by buying 2 boxes for $120. That's basically all I would need to know in case my brain exploded and I actually considered buying some cards.
-Ian Konen on Jyhad
To quote every Minnesotan I've ever told how Maryland schools close for snow: "What?!? What kind of a pussy school [system] do you go to?" Last Tuesday the temp. reached -25 w/ windchill -70 or some similarly rediculous temp. Northwestern has NEVER closed due to cold or snow. Don't I feel testosterone laden for braving the walk to school now! If only I could find my last finger, I would just win.
-Ian Konen
Detroit? Oh, please. Detroit has no chance here. None. This is Detroit's all-time record in Washington: 0-19. The Lions have never won here. The Lions couldn't beat the Christians here.
-Tony Kornheiser
The Redskins all talked about how loud it was there, and how they were adversely affected by the noise. It got so loud inside the Silverdome that if Mount Vesuvius had erupted on the 20-yard-line, you couldn't have heard it at midfield. Let me phrase this in terms everyone in Washington will understand: It sometimes gets so loud inside the Silverdome you couldn't hear Joe Theismann.
-Tony Kornheiser
Wean Hall is being converted into a really big Eat & Park.
-Corey Kosak
Hey, I have an idea! AFS Stacker!
-Kevin Kozicki
I don't need to 'su' to kill you.
-Kevin Kozicki
I need to find a mountain that has a serious chance of killing me.
-Kevin Kozicki
When I *do* lose it, I'm going to make sure I do it in a post office just to screw up the statistics.
-Kevin Kozicki
Abstract: The exponential dependence of resistivity on temperature in germanium is found to be a great big lie. My careful theoretical modeling and painstaking experimentation reveal 1) that my equipment is crap, as are all the available texts on the subject and 2) that this whole exercise was a complete waste of my time.
-Lucas Kovar
The upshot is that if you heat up a sample of germanium, electrons will jump from a non-conductive energy band to a conductive one, thereby creating a measurable change in resistivity. This relation between temperature and resistivity can be shown to be exponential in certain temperature regimes by waving your hands and chanting "to first order".
-Lucas Kovar
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
-Jonathan Kozol
it's RFC 3133t -- A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Vaporware.
-Eric Kozowski
I believe that drugs are basically of more use to the audience than to the artist. I think that the illusion of oneness with the universe, and absorption with the significance of every object in your environment, and the pervasive aura of peace and contentment is not the ideal state for an artist. It tranquilizes the creative personality, which thrives on conflict and on the clash and ferment of ideas. The artist's transcendence must be within his own work; he should not impose any artificial barriers between himself and the mainspring of his subconscious. One of the things that's turned me against LSD is that all the people I know who use it have a peculiar inability to distinguish between things that are really interesting and stimulating and things that appear to be so in the state of universal bliss that the drug induces on a "good" trip. They seem to completely lose their critical faculties and disengage themselves from some of the most stimulating areas of life. Perhaps when everything is beautiful, nothing is beautiful.
-Stanley Kubrick
There's nothing scary (or original) about 99.44% of CMU students, no matter how many skinnypuppy albums they purchase, no matter how much black they wear, regardless of the Jell-O shots they consume, no matter how long the stick/staff they carry to class. Double the penalty for any talk of Cthulhu.
-Steven Kradel
Had NASA just tested its rocket's interface with its target market (which included both astronauts and dim-witted workers), it might have predicted that Junior would confuse "Launch" and "Lunch." This foresight could have saved NASA hundreds of millions of dollars (and saved Sid and Marty dozens of dollars spent on foam rubber, not to mention keeping Bob Denver's career from slipping yet another notch, and sparing a young Mike Kuniavsky many restless nights dreaming that he was being chased by H. R. Pufnstuf rejects).
-Mike Kuniavsky
What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
-Irv Kupcinet
We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "Fuck" on their airplanes because its obscene.
-Col. Walter E. Kurtz, Cambodia, 1972
In the wilderness your possessions cannot surround you. Your preconceptions cannot protect you. Your logic cannot promise you the future. Your guilt can no longer place you safely in the past. You are left alone each day with an immediacy that astonishes, chastens, and exults. You see the world as if for the first time
-Lawrence Kushner, "Honey from the rock (Mysticism of the Kabbalah)"
The new version of Netscape doesn't understand MX records for SMTP hosts. How high is their stock?
-Bob Kuszewski
It's funny though: rather than highlight the obscure British pacifists of the 1940s, you'd think Kelly would have focused the highest-profile pacifist of all time, Jesus, and his attempts to pitch pacifism to his fellow Jews in 30 A.D., when the Romans were regularly murdering chariot-loads of Jews. But heck, Jesus is a pretty popular guy now, so I can see why Kelly wouldn't want to call him evil and immoral.
-Paul Kvinta