Rab




There better be rum in that Coke, Rab!

Name:
Robbie Breadner

Nickname:
Rab

Oso's Impressions from Vegas:

Rab (Robbie) is certainly the quiet one in the Breadner clan. A truly happy person
Born:
1st May 1961, Still feel & act like I am 20. Why be any different?

Place of Birth:
New Ferry, Liverpool, England

Currently Reside In:
Isle of Man - The Cayman Islands with rain.

Physical Description:
5'6", 160 lbs. Weight Increasing corresponding to age! The way I am going I reckon I'll be 30 stone by my 60's!

Sex:
Never say no

Blood type:
Red, 50% Absolut

Eyes:
Yes, Blue on weekdays, red at weekends


Wife:
Christine, a DB at heart but she can never get near the pute. Keeps me in check (under control) when required, I pretend not to take any notice, but women have their ways!!

Brothers:
Riddler (Jimmy). Mike, not yet persuaded to go on the Internet.

Memorable occasions:

Ha! Could type forever here! Here are some favourites:

1996 UK- USA DB convention attended by Gonz. Drinking with Leaf, Dal, Darsy, Jaz & Riddler at 06:30hrs, what a party! Darsy torched Leaf's keyboard with Everclear at 08:00hrs in the back garden! I staggered off with Gonz & Darsy for more supplies, more vodka & cigarettes! Riddler & I managed to find our way back to the IoM somehow later that afternoon! God knows how!

I once fell from the top of a beer tent, trying to climb up one tent pole, hand over hand to the next tent pole (7metres away) Unfortunately I made it half way, fell 20' to the ground. Being slightly winded by this I got to my feet & tried to carry on drinking, I just could not pick up the can! My hand seemed to be frozen? What was happening? Riddler came to the rescue, pointing out the problem. There was something stuck in my arm! This 'something' turned out to be my bone sticking out of my wrist. I carried on drinking with the other hand whilst being taken to hospital. Riddler proceeded to get banned from the casualty department, but that is another story...

Ambitions:
Travel the world meeting as many DB's as possible. Retire as soon as possible

Philosophy:
Live live to the full. Don't hurt too many people while you do it

Favourite Beverage:
Absolut. Red wine when the vodka is drank.

Job:
Currently a computer technician, basically fixing everything, from network installation to making the tea. Could change to a dustbinman technician at a moments notice. WTF?...

Eccentricities:
Fack off, calling me a weirdo?

Favourite Quotes:

Man being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.

Alcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you just take the girls clothes off.

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses a lamp-posts - for support rather than illumination

Drunken Stories:
"Tribute to uncle Rob Telfer"
"Worst Bar Bathroom"
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