Subject: Re: beer
Date: Sun, 10 Nov 96 19:22:48 GMT
Actually, he's the kinda squick'ho who'll...oh yeah, this isn't alt.tasteless. What the fuck was I thinking? Where the hell did I leave that goddamn Bacardi...?
JOEL
12-hour workdays, 12-packs-- coincidence? Aw fuck this, let's drink.
From: rlamber1@kent.kent.edu (Reilly Lambert)
Subject: Re: Facking UK Lurkers
Date: 5 Nov 1996 23:01:15 GMT
Mom, Jaz is drunk again.
From: Jaz <Jaz@vain.demon.co.uk>
Subject: Re: need hlep
Date: Mon, 11 Nov 1996 23:27:46 +0000
As the wise man from the deepish reddish glow from the orient said...
"Where's my beer you cunting fucked face twat"
From: j_kennedy@delphi.com
Subject: Re: DIKKE MATHILDE
Date: Wed, 13 Nov 96 03:17:54 -0500
This sort of shit gets right up my nose - I mean, beer isn't better than sex - saying so is like saying aardvarks are better than superstring thoery. The two just aren't comparable, and what's more, there's no reason at all not to simply combine the two for a synergistically enhanced experience.
From: chris@cpres.demon.co.uk (BINKy)
Subject: FucK me... It's bin thay=t siorta day hasn't iyt?
Date: Sat, 05 Oct 1996 21:44:59 +0000
uck me. Dal's a fuckuin gopd blof=ke yerkowthat??/ I've rung p so many
yimrdes tonoight it nmakes yere waannw a poookk!!!~IOwioood!!1 but Dals as
a sound as a p[oundd, - I luvvimm meeeee
I wantidyogoiut and beet students senseless tonioght just fer bein students
whartsrongwiththarttheN//??? They make noise dont they???//
Tharts enough fere nw e to go off if I'm hat way e=inclined...
Dal saiddo me - dont youdodyiesdoyhat bloke cos yer fucked and the'll jump on yer hes right sim sad and...
jus levve mw alone dont now
fernow betterklater if any one comwes bsack with that dickshonnerry shit
i'll deckum. abn thats a promise uin advanseirfdtg syherg
blooog
--juckoff
BliNKK
From: clancy@imap2.asu.edu
Subject: Re: Next CC
Date: 14 Nov 1996 19:27:15 GMT
Hey! I can't do that! I've never been drunk before 1PM.
From: wanderer@primenet.com (Carrie )
Subject: Re: No CC for KJ 'cuz there's no IRC on AOL
Date: 19 Nov 1996 04:02:02 -0700
I love it - I go into adb tonight and first off say "Sorry for being so drunk last night and making no sense", and get the reply 'You were drunk? I thought it was me who was drunk!'
From: kevnjon@aol.com
Subject: Re: Time to move.
Date: 22 Nov 1996 03:11:48 GMT
Organizing your life around booze. Spoken like a true drunk.
Signed, Kev, the guy who timed his departure from work yesterday in order to make it to the pub in time for two drinks before having to buy a roadie for the train, so he could get home for dinner early enough to permit time for a few after-dinner cocktails.
From: Plammer <lsample@indiana.edu>
Subject: alcoholl
Date: Fri, 15 Nov 1996 05:15:31 -0500
"sometimes you play to win, and sometimes you play to drink"
From: The Drunk Tank.
Subject:
Date:
...Vodka cures whiskey hangovers....
From: thmartin@prairie.nodak.edu (Thomm)
Subject: Re: minor threat
Date: 24 Nov 1996 02:23:54 GMT
> Nationalistic little guy, aren't you?
> Scott 'Spoon
You bet I am. Monday I drink Russian vodka, Tuesday I drink German wine, Wednesday I drink Italian wine or Greek ouzo, thursday I drink Canadian whisky, friday I drink german beer. saturday I drink Irish stouts or Whiskey, and Sunday I drink English ales.
PS Goomspoon Have you worked out that posting problem yet? It seemed as though you had some sort of random word generator that that would put out 10 or 15 meaningless (albeit mean sometimes) posts in a row.
From: merrillp@sprynet.com
Subject: Re: Line up for yer fine Cuban stogies
Date: 23 Nov 1996 05:30:20 GMT
What kind of a DB ARE you? you need a REASON to drink?
From: cevans@infinet.com (Scoundrel)
Subject: Why I like to drink
Date: Sat, 23 Nov 96 21:35:53 GMT
Back to the topic. Every once in a while, you get the chance to step back and expereince the expereince of drinking from a renewed point of view. I could *feel* the icy beer and carboantion sliding down my throat. It was like slow motion replay. The beer hit my belly, and the warmth started to spread. A couple of more swigs, and my brain started to slow. The normal whirlwind of thoughts and ideas slowed from a wild river to a lazy winding stream. An irrepressible grin spead across my face, and a wave of good feeling spread throughout my body. Sometimes(mostly 6am after a hard night drinking) I wonder why I do this to myself. After that first Pete's, i was reminded. IT FEELS GOOD!. Damn, it is almost indescribable. Only other drunken bastards can know what i am talking about. The feeling of that first beer. The sound of a beer can opening. Peeling the tax lable off a liqor bottle. The feel of the first beer of the day hitting the back of your throat. A much needed shot of single malt scotch hitting your stoamch and spreading the warmth through your body. The euphoric sense of omnipotence. Aaahh, mother alcohol. I can't trust anybody who doesn't drink. How canthe be so close to paradise and turn their back on it? This is why I drink. This is why I love to drink. This is why I love drink.
From: wanderer@primenet.com (Carrie )
Subject: Re: Killer Egg Nog: Get Drunk Fast! Recipe Needed
Date: 25 Nov 1996 14:49:01 -0700
Ok!! I've had it!!!
The topic of this thread is killer eggnog recipe needed... so here is my killer eggnog recipe!!
1) Buy a carton of eggnog mix at the grocery store. I ususally get
Lucerne.
2) Pour a *tiny* bit into a cup 'cause it is loaded with
calories!!!!!!
3) Add a whole bunch of rum or brandy.
4) heat it at max on your microwave for 30 secs or a min.
5) Guzzle!!!
6) Repeat as needed til you pass out.
Shoot!!! I forgot this...
grate some nutmeg over the top for visual and sensual excitement (& no
calories!!!)
From: Paddy <Paddy@phoenixt.demon.co.uk>
Subject: Re: The Perfect Bar
Date: Mon, 25 Nov 1996 23:39:33 +0000
Hmmm, bit touchy today Jason? Still, you do have to put up with cabin- fever, alcohol that costs the earth, drakonian drink drive laws and ill mannered people.
Never mind mate, empty the bladder more frequently, you'll find it clears the brain of bile quite well!
From: Jaz <Jaz@vain.demon.co.uk>
Subject: Re: Too drunk to...
Date: Tue, 26 Nov 1996 19:54:44 +0000
Female: Wanna get in the hot tub with me Oso?
Oso: No...
--
Boom Boom Jaz - Make facking way! We have a sick man here! Get him to the
facking hospital now! Go! Go! Go!
Then again I would have said No. ;)
From: Liam <saiga@concentric.net>
Subject: Re: Damiana
Date: Thu, 28 Nov 1996 13:28:28 -0800
arie: not uooo ffar rom yyou in Montana therefis a bewery that has a
neked girl on htt lable. It also is way cooll. Loraili I THINK>F>>
|CANN"T TYPE tonight f9r ]ome reaason.
From: kevnjon@aol.com
Subject: Re: TEXAS 37-NEBRASKA 27!!!
Date: 8 Dec 1996 03:42:17 GMT
"Football is to academics what bull-fighting is to agriculture."
. . . An observation to which I will drink. But then I'll drink to anything, including the opening of an envelope or the adoption (to the right household, of course) of a Cabbage-Patch Kid.
From: hrvat@imap2.asu.edu
Subject: Re: Worst beers?
Date: 9 Dec 1996 04:08:19 GMT
You know, its not what type of beer you drink, or even how much...its all a matter of how much money you have and how much you can afford to spend...Sure you all can be beer snobs or red necks, but it all comes down to the mighty dollar and how much you like to get drunk. If I want to sit around and watch the game I'll get a twelve of a good beer, if I have the $, but if Im going out with the boy, I'll get a case of shit light and get rootin tootin drunk. I love them both, one for taste, the other for a buzz. So next time someone says Bud sucks or Sam Adams is for snobs, tell them to go bite me...it doesn't matter...
From: Riddlers Remains
Subject: Re: Full of Malt
Date: 9 Dec 1996 03:54:31 -0800
You wouldn't be jealous of my head this morning ;-( and with Ali not here I had to get the kids off to school and pretend to be domesticated.I'm going to do the same tonight but WITH the Drambuie.It was a cultural tour, by the way. That is to say,I read the bottles before I drank them. I didn't know Dalwinnie meant "The meeting place" and is considered to be "The gentle spirit". Tell that to my aching head!
From: rob@rabcn.demon.co.uk (Rab)
Subject: Re: Day 3 = still no booze
Date: Mon, 09 Dec 1996 21:24:16 GMT
Hope you are feeling better Gonz. Yep, I did drink up this fine Friday, I can't remember what we talked about on the phone, but it was good to hear from you!
From: Jaz <Jaz@vain.demon.co.uk>
Subject: Re: Wot a day !
Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 20:30:18 +0000
It's New Year's eve and a snail goes into a bar and asks for a Beer. The
barman says "We don't serve snails" and throws him outta the door.
A year later to the day, the snail comes back into the bar and says "Why
you do that for?"
From: djkelley@mindspring.com (bdk)
Subject: Re: Drambuie
Date: Sat, 14 Dec 1996 14:16:14 -0600
Dave: Man. Y'all see that girl over there playing pool? The brunette?
Norm: Yep.
Cliff: Yeah, what about her?
Dave: She's fucking beautiful. Can I get another shot of Bushmills and a Guinness?
Bartender: You've finished my only bottle of Bush. How about some Jamesons?
Dave: (disappointed) Oh. What the hell. Jamesons then. And a Guinness.
Bartender: You got it.
(Dave slams his drinks and motions for more.)
Dave: (to Norm and Cliff) She's incredible. I'm falling in love here.
Norm: Fuck that.
Cliff: She *is* kinda cute. If you like that sort of thing.
Dave: Man. I need more liquor. She's drop-dead fucking perfect.
Cliff: So whattaya say we stalk her?
Norm: There ya go.
Dave: Okay.
(incredibly beautiful girl comes up to bar next to Dave)
Goddess: Hi.
Dave: (swallows tongue, begins choking)
Goddess: My name's ....
Dave: (gurgling noises)
Goddess: I've been noticing you. You want to come over for a game and a beer?
Dave: Gaaaahhhh....
Goddess: C'mon. We'll have some fun.
Dave: ....
Goddess: I'll see you then.
Dave: (dies)
Norm: (to Dave) Yer too fuckin' cool.
Cliff: What a dick.
Dave: Gaaaaahhhh...
Bartender: He looks like he needs a shot.
Dave: Te..te...tequila...quick... (slams a double shot of Cuervo Gold)
Bartender: Fuckin' idjit.
Dave: Need....more...
Norm: (to Dave) Yer a twat.
Cliff: Let's stalk her anyway.
Norm: Okay.
Dave: I need a drink.
From: rob@rabcn.demon.co.uk (Rab)
Subject: Re: Day 3 = still no booze
Date: Fri, 13 Dec 1996 00:20:52 GMT
I had a window cleaning job once, my cousin & I got the sack, so we started our own round. We went around a estate of maybe 200 houses, 2 of which said we could clean their windows. I was so bloody cold after the second house we went to the pub, after all it was lunchtime. We left the pub at closing time that night a bit worse for wear! We made minus £30 that day!
From: chris@cpres.demon.co.uk (BiNKy)
Subject: Re: Hey, Ali's back!!
Date: Thu, 12 Dec 1996 20:19:34 +0000
Hell man,I've got three days beard growth here and a hairstyle from hell from sleeping strangely.
From: djkelley@mindspring.com (bdk)
Subject: DB Odd Couple
Date: Sun, 15 Dec 1996 18:52:24 -0600
In article <591o29$mml@nnrp1.news.primenet.com>, machado@primenet.com
(Gonz) wrote:
>Well, Dave, let's not go overboard! I'm not quite as infatuated with
>cleaning my place as you are yours. I am just infatuated with my
>laundry, as in washing and ironing. The rest of my apartment is a pig
>sty. Well, it's not that bad but it's really hard for me to get into
>the cleaning mode when I only spend 2 days a week here (weekends) and
>a few hours a night here. If we ever moved in with each other, we
>would be the perfect odd couple. If you clean the place up, I'll take
>care of all your ironing needs. Plus, you drink beer and Margaritas
>and I drink vodka, so we'd never be stealing each other's alcohol. It
>would work out perfectly! You do enjoy golfing, a sport I have never
>gotten into, but I like to watch football. You like to run, I like to
>lay on my couch. We would be the true DB Odd Couple.
>
>Gonz
>(But, we'd have to have at least 2 phone lines.)
This sounds like a potential blockbuster of a TV series, "The Adventures of
BDK & Gonzo". It would be the "feel good event of the season", as Dave and
Gonz show how two completely opposite people can find friendship and fun
through a lifestyle of heavy drinking.
"Won't you join us on NBC this fall as we laugh and learn a little
something about how we can all just get along, as Dave and Gonz drink their
way to peace, love and understanding?" - Brandon Tartikoff, President,
NBC-TV
From: <adam_one> (~bismark25@dialup26.naplesnet.com)
Subject: From a recent IRC conversation
Date:
<adam_one> boy, what a language, and you are inviting people to this crazy channel, who the hell
wants to be a drunk like you guys, there is no decency left among you bastards
<adam_one> shame on you and you call yourself grown up, your head are deep in shit, have it as
much as you like it but dont't impose your crazy thinking on other people
From: us032355@mindspring.com (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Beavis + Butthead Do America!!!!
Date: Tue, 24 Dec 1996 17:05:16 -0500
Christ, Basketcase sounds like the poster-boy for not giving up booze.
From: Jaz <Jaz@vain.demon.co.uk>
Subject: Re: Have a very drunken xmas.
Date: Mon, 23 Dec 1996 19:31:36 +0000
I'm dependant on alcohol? Dosen't the sky need the stars? Dosen't a sea need a shore? Dosen't a smile need a face? Dosen't a drunk need a drink?
From: wanderer@primenet.com (Carrie )
Subject: Tip of the Day
Date: 17 Dec 1996 09:00:03 -0700
This handy dandy tip was in this mornings paper:
"Another way to wipe your eyeglasses free of streaks is put a drop of
vodka on each lens."
Unfortunately, it doesn't tell how to get the subsequent lick marks off of them.
From: djkelley@mindspring.com (Dave Kelley)
Subject: Re: Happy Damn Christmas
Date: Fri, 27 Dec 1996 16:11:21 -0600
We will NOT negotiate with terrorists. We will, however, drink with them.
From: us032355@mindspring.com (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Icehouse
Date: Fri, 27 Dec 1996 20:24:25 -0500
I givbe a fuck CiderMan. Had some of that "ice" beer shit last year. Drank 3 of 'em and had a hangover the next day like I never thought possible. While I'll readily admit to being a lightweight, three drinks of any kind have never caused that ssort of pain. It's one of the few things I won't drink just for the sake of gettin a buzz.
Nothing is worth that kind of pain. No way.
From: j_kennedy@delphi.com
Subject: I am SO proud
Date: Thu, 26 DEC 96 18:12:41 -0500
I was in the latest yuppy establishment in Belfast - Madigans - on Monday night, and was - well, a tad drunk, and dancing like a dervish, as you do, and all of a sudden, three bouncers descended on me and, in their own words:
"escorted me off the premises for the safety of their other guests"
Cool, or what?
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