Subject: Pretty good, pretty good
Date: Sun, 17 Feb 2002 22:52:05 -0600
I've always been kinda "secret" about my drinking, the kids don't need to know, yada yada. So before they came, I put all the returnable empties in the trunk of my car. Then about a week later, we pick Chris up at the airport and I open the trunk to stow his shit... and no room. My trunk is fulla bottles. And the jig is UP. Chris and Maria just looked. I think one of them said "Huh".
So now they know I drink. It's about fucking time, I think.
From: jaZZmanian Devil <jshaw@stny.rr.com>
Subject: Re: Curling, UK sryle.... Trigger eat shi!
Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2002 06:04:58 -0500
Beavis wrote:
> Haha - I was waiting for someone to mention this when we beat
> Canada.
>
> I fancy the brunette one.
Watching the replay, I somehow figured you'd go for her. She seems to have all your minimum requirements in a woman.
... well, I'm *assuming* she's got a pulse and a cunt, anyway.
From: "Mark Mathu" <mark@mathu.com>
Subject: Re: Name a Rehab Center
Date: Sat, 9 Mar 2002 01:00:11 -0600
> What would you name a rehab center if they dedicated one in your honor?
Closed.
From: Beavis <Beavis <beavis@fuckyou.com>>
Subject: Re: <INSERT YOUR OWN TOP TEN LIST HERE>
Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 05:44:22 +0000
Do you know how much a pint of Red Dog is in Philly airport?
$5.34
Fucking thieving bastards. I showed my disgust by only drinking about 8.
From: "DukeDude" <theoriginaldukedude@attbi.com>
Subject: Drunken grilling
Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 18:57:54 GMT
I was going to do some drunken grilling last night but I passed out before I got started. The only reason I know for sure is cuz the steak is still marinating in the fridge. Guess I'll cook the fucker this evening.
From: "TheLeaf" <Leaf@theleaf.worldonline.co.uk>
Subject: Five day weekend
Date: Sun, 24 Mar 2002 22:13:14 -0000
How to fit five days into two.
Drink heavily and pretend you arer the team fom 'Changing Rooms'
lewt me adcise you it dowws not w)rk
It suckx
The pressure. I am lookinfg fprward to works
From:"«¥Ø¿?Æ¡!𺰾ºÇ®@ò.þ" <tiekbane@yahoo.com>
Subject:Re: Since it's a slow day
Date:Fri, 29 Mar 2002 01:24:32 GMT
Of Course, there's the time I got drunk in high school (drank a bottle of T.J. Swan (1978), ferget what flavor) and the vice principal took me into his office and akst me where he could get ahold of my father. I told him prolly the Alley Cat Lounge.
From:"«¥Ø¿?Æ¡!𺰾ºÇ®@ò.þ" <tiekbane@yahoo.com>
Subject:A great idea for drunks
Date:Wed, 27 Mar 2002 03:46:35 GMT
Like it's Tuesday, ya know, and I have a decent squiffy going. But I would much rather be doing a full blown sconch right now except I gotta go to my high paying job tomorrow and do enough to keep them paying me.
I'd rather become a full time professional drunk: sitting on a bar stool, drinking, talking about drinking and occasionally, smoking a cigarette.
From: Trigger <trigger@sasktel.net>
Subject: Re: Best cities to drink in?
Date: Thu, 16 May 2002 18:43:42 -0600
Timo Nieminen wrote:
> Saskatoon - the only thing to do is to drink. Drink heavily, drink lots,
> drink all night and drink all day. Well, actually, maybe there are other
> things to do there, but I was too busy drinking to find out.
Somehow, when I saw your name pop up in this thread, I knew I'd be seeing summat like this. Well, motherfucker (you fit the description ;-), I *tried* to introduce you to the finer points of Saskatoon society, but ooooh no - all you wanted to do was get hammered.
From: Uncle Wicked <wicker@cloquetmn.com>
Subject: Re: Delurk - Gustav Mahler
Date: Tue, 28 May 2002 22:21:28 -0500
Methinks Gustav might have imbibed large quantities of alcohol while composing. My answer is yes. My first impression of Mahler (decades ago) was that his music was depressing, tedious and repetitive. Well, so am I. It takes awhile to appreciate Mahler. I do.
From: Timo Nieminen <timo@physics.uq.edu.au>
Subject: Re: To any drunken philosoferz
Date: Tue, 04 Jun 2002 15:28:51 +1000
If it's a respectable Heaven, you'll be able to suck whiskey from Mary Mother of God's left tit. And fine brandy from the right one.
From: Beavis <beavis@fuckyou.co.yuk>
Subject: Re: invisible cunts
Date: Sun, 07 Jul 2002 10:03:16 +0100
I've got to post something about last night but first I need to figure out what happened.
From: "TheLeaf" <Leaf@theleaf.worldonline.co.uk>
Subject: Re: I Think My Breasts Are Too Large
Date:
Sun, 21 Jul 2002 19:15:34 +0100
Well, I snipped but I have to say that, over the past 3 years, I am totally pissed off that I now have gone from a passable looking person to one whose tits have launched an assault on my midriff which took offence and battled my belly which, in turn, took silent drifting refuge to nesle on my thighs. A consolling confidente told me that was to do with 'having had babies'. BULLSHIT! It is because I am an ageing lazy cunt who prefers butter, cream and alcohol to fucking dieting and exercise. *PARDON ME!*
From: "«¥Ø¿?Æ¡!𺰾ºÇ®@ò.þ" <tiekbane@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: I need a solution
Date: Sun, 21 Jul 2002 05:53:46 GMT
It doesn't add up. Don't dwell on it: just as a human dudn't have to understand physics to be able to live in this universe, a drunk dudn't hafta be able to add to quaff a sqiffy. Thank go,,gl,,goo,, well I ferget who, but I hope you understand what I'm writing because that will make one of us.
From: Bender <bender@home.com>
Subject: The bemder files : episode 1
Date: Date: Fri, 26 Jul 2002 19:29:59 GMT
PROSTITUTION AND YOUNG GIRLS:
orribly eye catching title with nothing to do with me unfortunately. still this bloke i onc3 knew had sex with a heater. i don't usually talk about him much eather.
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