The 17th ADB Quote Page

From: "Mark Mathu" <mark@mathu.com>
Subject: Re: Please forward and send
Date: Wed, 24 Jan 2001 19:31:01 -0600

> I got into my car,
> sure to get home in one piece,
> I never knew what was coming, Mom
> something I expected least.
> Now I'm lying on the pavement,
> And I hear the policeman say,

"If that girl would have been drinking,
she'd be passed out on a floor instead of D.O.A."

From: Beavis <beavis@fuckyou.co.ukNOSPAM>
Subject: Re: Ahh.... White Cider
Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2001 09:20:42 +0000

Jaz wrote on Wed, 7 Feb 2001 19:41:02 -0000:

> Jaz - It's only booze... I can go one night without it.

Get this man to a doctor - he's delirious.

From: Trigger <trigger@drunkenbastards.org>
Subject: Re: Drinking Games
Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 01:02:39 GMT

We have a drinking game around here - it's called "Beer". You open one, you drink it. Then you do another. Continue until someone "wins".

From: leibold <leibold@drunkenbastards.org>
Subject: Re: lost the subject..shit
Date: Tue, 27 Feb 2001 11:32:34 +0100

Last night as I was walking home I needed to take a leak. Thus I turned towards some lawn and started. I was pissing circles, triangles etc. into the snow. At the same time I happenend to fart a few times. Suddenly out of nowhere there came a voice "What a pig!" I could not see, who was talking (I had chosen a place with lots of bushes), so I just kept pissing. I was kind of pissed, though - fucking smart-ass cunts walking around harassing peaceful drunken pissers.

From: $USER@127.0.0.1 (Dinsdale)
Subject: Re: lost the subject..shit
Date: Tue, 27 Feb 2001 13:37:25 +0000 (UTC)

Getting started is half the bottle.

From: "Jaz" <Jaz@1jason.com>
Subject: Re: Drinking Games
Date: Tue, 27 Feb 2001 21:16:09 -0000

Dunno why you facking American bastards shite yourself over drinking games. Just drink the facking stuff.

Your don't need a card to determine wether you can have a drink.

Here's a game, Everytime I kick you in the head... You take a drink... Carry on until you pass out.

From: "Jaz" <Jaz@1jason.com>
Subject: Re: Drinking Games
Date: Fri, 2 Mar 2001 20:58:32 -0000

What is a drunken bastard anyhow?
Good question!
I think I am one and will list below reasons why.... Gimme feed back if I am wrong.

1. You wake up not realizing you fell asleep.
2. You have only change left from your wad of notes the night before.
3. You wake up in yours clothes and get extra points for shoes.
4. You remember fack all about your drinking evening apart from the first drink,
5. You wonder what God got you home that night.
6. You grimace and wonder at the stains on your teeshirt/trousers etc...
7. You don't remember eating but the takeaways containers are stamped into the carpet.
8. You wake you not knowing what you did last night and don't really want to know.
9. You wake up and the only thing you want is another beer and a day off w*rk and actually do it.
10. Finally a drunken bastard is someone special, we know who we are....love you all.

From: $USER@127.0.0.1 (Dinsdale)
Subject: new course listing
Date: Mon, 5 Mar 2001 09:32:32 +0000 (UTC)

ETOH1000 is intended for students with little or no previous knowledge of drinking. It will introduce students to fundamental concepts of whisky, wine, and beer and some of their applications, and familiarise them with methods used in drinking. It is a bridging subject, allowing further study in drugs and can be taken in conjunction with premarital sex and live music.

From: "Jaz" <jaz@1jason.com>
Subject: Re: I love the smell of ADB in the morning
Date: Sun, 13 May 2001 18:12:40 +0100

D*ke joined the navy for Wine, Woman and Song!
He got Rum, Bum and Gramophone records.........

From: "Jaz" <jaz@1jason.com>
Subject: Re: I Was Banned...
Date: Mon, 14 May 2001 12:13:16 +0100

DukeDude wrote in message <3AFD116C.12A3FD74@home.com>...
>Being as it was Mothers day here, my daughter and I had already planned a wonderful
>day for my wife.

What happens on Father's day?
Doesn't your daughter get confused when all them guys turn up?

From: <TheLeaf>
Subject: From #adb on IRC
Date: Wed, 20 June 2001 at about midnight

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<sumfuk> hi laefy
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<sumfuk> gotya
<sumfuk> hows your evening ?
<TheLeaf> might need tpom slww
<KaosBeet>> i agree
<TheLeaf> sorry
<TheLeaf> sleeepr
<sumfuk> have you been drinking laefy ?
<TheLeaf> jusr wanred to ay hoi
<TheLeaf> a bit
<sumfuk> having a nice time ?
<TheLeaf> howq the cfunck sdi \inaswetyar]
<TheLeaf> seeems d
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<mellee> it's lovely to see you too, weafy
<TheLeaf> pooa.. we hgaVE BEEN TALKNF WATWEFDALS
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<TheLeaf> oopwa
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<mellee> heh - just beat me to it
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<TheLeaf> shit4e
<TheLeaf> s plswm
<mellee> perhaps someone should archive these for future quiet topic moments
<TheLeaf> plam
<sumfuk> how many litres of cider tonite leafy ?
<TheLeaf> patromise me and o ewill kill nyou
<KaosBeetl> yeah
<TheLeaf> oh sghit
<TheLeaf>  it's ed
<mellee> it's more a case of admiring your grit and determination
<sumfuk> and wishing we were even half as pissed as you
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<TheLeaf> let me try afainb
<TheLeaf> you lphg thisd and I wi;; lo; yoiu
<TheLeaf> you lphg thisd and I wi;; lo; yoi
<TheLeaf> no
<sumfuk> i got it
<KaosBeetl> i think we're supposed to have a shot now
<sumfuk> 'you log this and i will kill you'
<TheLeaf> yeag
<sumfuk> no worries
<TheLeaf> sleee[
<TheLeaf> niht]
<sumfuk> nitey nite laefy
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