From: "Mark Anderson" I'm sutre I shoul dsay something witty right now bit lets jusyt
sday that I spent two days drying aoout and uit sucked |I was
ashaking and fucking going
bonkers so it waasn't nioce3
I eventulallly decide to go tou and get twatted on red qine ith me
meaates.
I had a good timw
Chesra
From: mr-cocktail@webtv.net And yes, these Webtvs are very cheap. Sort of the Mad Dog of
the computer family (or maybe the retarded cousin, I don't know).
But hey, I'll take cheap Internet access and a comfrtable supply
of booze over an expensive machine Milwakee's Best any day. No
offense to MB DBs. Huh?
From: jaZZ I was unaware of the exact ages involved. For some reason, my mind
heard "Robin's YOUNGER sister" which implied the 18 to
21 range for me. I have to go with OneTrueTami (gloriousishername)
on this one. If you're bringing any fucking thing to our house
that's seven years old, it had best be in a bottle.
From: Timo Nieminen KevNJon wrote: It's when you at least make it off the carpet before hurling.
Really good self-control is when you reach the sink.
From: kevnjon@aol.com (KevNJon) . . . You wake up at 6:30 in the morning, naked and lying on the
living room floor, and the door to the bedroom is closed, and
your wife isn't talking to you.
Don't ask me how I know this. I just do.
From: Jaz Self control is forcing alcohol into your system when you body
screams "NO!"
From: "Becky S." > Joe Pesci in "Johnny Dangerously" mode/on!
Ooh ooh - my turn, my turn! I get to be quasi-pedantic this time.
Ahem - (stentorian voice) I believe that was Joe *Piscopo*.
From: sondrahalperin@my-dejanews.com Editor's Note: this is in response to the question "Do alcohol
enema's work?"
Yes. It works. In fact you get 5x the alcohol absorption rate. The
only side effect is it forces your metabolism to work backwards.
Instead of painful, embarassing liqui-shits, you actually choke
up a small piece of bread the next morning, which is a lot less
messy. I highly recommend it.
From: "Mr. Fluffy" Cheap beer is better than no beer. Hell, if it weren't for
Keystone, I wouldn't be the college educated individual I am
today.
From: leibold Damn right. Maybe you read the post where I was telling about
walking home two weeks ago; I actually had to lie down on the
sidewalk and take a nap, because I was so tired. It's really not
nice waking up on Sunday morning with the people going to church
looking at you and shaking their heads. But most of the time, the
night before was still worth it.
From: jaZZ The last breakfast I had on our recent outing into the wilds of
Pennsylvania was some type of round loaf of bread, hollowed out,
filled up with some unidentifiable bits of a sausage like
substance, some brown scrambled eggs, peppers, onions, and washed
down with a warm bottle of beer left out by Robin's tent all
night. Shockingly, it was a pretty good breakfast once I threw out
the egg filled bread thingy.
From: DB Cooper Sigh. You call that *cheap*? Even with the currency conversion,
that would be about $18Can for a giant jug of cheap vodka - they
run around the $30Can mark ($20US, approx) around here. It's the
fucking government fersure - they don't allow private resellers
here, so if you want 'hard' liquor, ya gotta go to the fucking
government-run liquor store. There are very few sales on anything,
and if there are, it's like a lousy buck or two off.
So I find the cheapest way to get drunk is to not eat and drink
really fucking fast.
From: jaZZ One thing I enjoy about this place.... just when you think we've
dug down to
From: imgidata@netcom.com (Robert Fagen) Actually, I do remember we talked about that, and I did point out
at the time that the tube would have to be summat of a spiral
shape in order to avoid slamming into the walls.
Must not have been drinking enough yet.
Or maybe it was a contact high from the atmosphere surrounding
Cruise.
From: "Mark Mathu" An alcoholic has to have drink, or he (or she insert at your
leisure) will be miserable.
A drunken bastard enjoys the opportunity that drinking lays before
him, and enjoys the moment for what is, without worrying about
what the future holds.
From: darsy@sticky.net (darsy) And if you *do* start drinking at 5:30 in the morning, it doesn't
necessarily make you an alcoholic. And I never pause when I'm
drinking.
From: Jaz Obviously he ain't a DB.......
From: Jaz What????
From: "Leaf" Dwy white, I shiver
From: "Timo A. Nieminen" I suggest experiments, so you can observe this yourself. A sink is
not ideal, as a more symmetric, smoother basin would be better.
Like the inside of a whisk(e)y bottle.
So:
From: leibold I stopped drinking at 8 a.m. this Saturday. I figured it would be
cool to walk by a bakery on the way home, but when I got there I
found out they were on holiday - I will never again buy there!
From: "Mark Mathu" Cheeseheads got an accent? Youse guys gotta be kiddin' me! Can you
believe dis
From: Jaz In article <35f8c8b5.15926927@news.primenet.com>, Gonz
writes Dunno...I just skip over their posts when they talk rubbish.
From: exxcitme@aol.com (Exxcitme) Do you spill a lot of wine on yourself, being blind and all, Mr.
Wonder? And if so, does anyone suck it out of your clothes for
you????
From: Jaz 10:30pm: I need a early night
11:00pm: An hour to midnight...still lots to drink.
12:00am: I should go to bed, i'll post abit more then retire.
1:00am: I've got this far, finish this post and finish this
bottle.
2:00am: I don't feel tired...one more post and beer and bed....
3:00am: I love you all!!! I need to post..shit...I'm running out
of booze.
4:00am: The world is my oyster!!! I AM GOD!!!!!!! Another beer!
5:00am: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Time to get up) 6-8am: Holy shit...what did i do last
night?...I went to bed at 10:30pm yet I feel so tired....I'll
just log on to the internet and see what is new.....SHIT!!! Did I
post that???
From: "Scott²" One night after drinking a buddy and I retired to his house to
continue the
From: Geoff Pullan Overheard this conversation by members of a group at the bar:
Ah, John. Let me introduce you to Madelaine. Hello Madelaine.
Haven't we met before? I think so, I was in (some other pub) last
week. Ah, yes, I remember. You were with Peter. Sorry I didn't
recognise you......but you look half decent tonight!
From: "Mark Mathu" Cheap beer ungodly? If Fetus drank three six packs (6-6-6) at a
single sitting, one could argue that it's the work of the devil.
From: "Mark Anderson" The only people who play drinking games are people who don't know
how to get fucking drunk. Buy drinks. Drink them all as fast as
you can. Buy more drinks. Repeat until dead.
From: five5@erols.com I highly disagree, Drunk and stupid is the best way to go through
life. The reason being, whilst drunk, if you were to do something
stupid and die, people would say it was because you were drunk,
knowing you had a few in you and didnt waste any of your precious
body organs. Now being sober and smart, if you were to die, you
would look pretty stupid anyway because your dead, and
upon reflection you may as well have been drunk because you didnt
use you maximum potential alcohol consumption ability. In the long
run we are going to die anyway, and when I go I prefer to be drunk
as hell, even if I lose a few years.
From: DB Cooper What the hell did I *do* with my thirties, anyway? Oh yeah - that
was the
From: "Timo A. Nieminen" I can remember once we ran out of vodka, so we drank the pickle
juice from a jar of pickled chillis. Can't remember being
hungover, though I did wake up with skinned elbows.
There were three of us drinking, though one was a non-drinker and
only had a rather token mouthful. Another was a beginner, and he
only had about 150-200 mls, so I guess that I got all the rest.
Drunk munchies hit late at night when all places were closed, so
we walked over to the uni to the vending machines. Puked right
next to the vending machine, then bought a load of junk food from
the machine to refill. Staggered home with the other dudes in
tow, fell down in my driveway. 'Twas the most comfortable cold
concrete I can remember. Eventually got up, and went inside. I
think that's when the chilli juice went.
Forget what the next day was like.
From: leibold Hehe. I've never been there. But there's plenty of other places
where one can get puked on.
From: vette94@earthlink.net Well, tonigt, I decide to drink this fucking bottle of Jack
Daniels that I got from the boss last year. Of course, I'm mixing
it- with Diet Pepsi (fuck off, I don't think what you care),
oddly, the first drink was too strong but without adding ice or
soda it needed more and more whiskey. So, the errors in the above
post are due to the onset of RWSI (Rapid Wheeskeynandshoda)
intake. Thank you.
From: A recent IRC conversation Just because I'm incoherent doesn't mean I remember things..
From: keltic@zip.com.au (Keltic) >The birds are starting to wake up outside. Don't the stupid
little Course not. They're birds. The smartest of them has a brain
smaller than a walnut.
One of the worst parts of the hangover that...the sparrows outside
going CHIRP FUCKING CHIRP
From: wgalanek@snet.net I truly believe we become Geniuses when we drink, that explains
why we cant figure out why we did what we did the night before
From: Leaf Leaf-- hope a had a good initiation into the fuzzy world of ADB!
From: Leaf Ah. But the truth of all this mysterious internet shite is that we
all get a few moments of glory. It has nothing to do with
ignoring, but the contrary. "Listen to ME!" We all do
it. And it is fun. And then we get to meet the bastard we argued
with all year and, hey presto, one minute Greg was gonna kill Oso
and whoever was gonna beat shit out of whoever. Funnily enough, we
drank. And laughed and made some fine fucking friends. Just a
different sort of pub.
From: avantin@banet.net As far as Manhattan goes, there are bars here that are okay, but
tourists have a hard time finding them. For example, in my
neighborhood, there are maybe two or three "good" bars
(Dublin House, the Snug; I'm sure Jeremiah can add others closer to
his house), a couple of passable ones, and several really bad ones.
The criteria I use is this: if they open at 8:00am they are
usually pretty good; at noon, they are okay; evening only, don't
bother.
From: Jaz Anyone who is Vegetarian is one daft facker. A drunk and a
vegetarian is a breed to be shot dead.
From: jaZZmanian Devil I never thought I'd say this, but I may have to cut back on the
JD. I don't mind forgetting the occasional stupid thing I said, or
getting naked in the road... fuck even forgetting meeting somebody
isn't too bad. If I forgot a trip to fucking London getting a pic
snapped by Gonz with Jaz then I may switch to beer.
From: Sully Cheers to that! Last night in the midst of many Brandys, Kate's ma
was observed to lose her balance and fall right over in the middle
of the kitchen. She was then heard to say: "How did that
happen?" It took her a few moments to force herself back into
a standing situation. Nobody was a bit concerned, and in fact, we
were all fairly thankful that we had the foresight to be sitting
down. Much harder to fall down when you're sitting in an armchair.
From: jaZZmanian Devil Well, that one at least I've got covered. Chatting up a girl is
pretty much talking to her all night, putting the moves on her,
and attempting in whatever fashion possible to get her and her
clothing in two separate locations by the end of the evening. That
one ties in nicely with "knocking her up", which unlike
the 'Merkin definition, means dropping by to see her (i.e.
knocking on her door). We can only assume that Thief was cunted
enough to try to shag the tree in question, making the story even
better!
From: avantin@banet.net Naw, a true drunken bastard chats up the tree, then calls it a
fucking dyke when he gets shot down....
From: "Mark Mathu" DemonJohn was the happiest person in America when the Badgers won.
I don't think the guy could have been more happy if a beer truck
had overturned in front of his house. I'll never forget the image
of John, swaying in the room, using a big jug of wine as a
counterweight to keep standing, counting down the final seconds of
the game. After we won he kept giving me high-fives and hugs, but
I had to keep my guard up because I was afraid he would give me an
"Atomic Wedgie" like he did to Shizoor when he was in
England last month.
From: DemonJohn I'd been drinking for over fourteen hours straight. I was going on
pure adrenaline by the end of the game. As pickled as I was,
I actually remember most of the game. It was THE most exciting
game I've ever seen. Unfortunately, I had to get up at 7:30 the
next morning to go to work. It was the Bataan death march of
all hangovers...but so what? We won the Rose Bowl. Life is good
again!
From: Jaz If your a veteran cider drinking doing a CC is like a night off.
If that gets on the quote page I'll kill this fluffy cat.
From: jaZZmanian Devil Hmmm.... that would explain why there were too many booze bottles
to fit on the bar when you showed up at our house. Normally it's
stocked to just the right level so that they all fit up there
without falling down. During your trip, there were several on the
floor. Of course, that worked out pretty well, since at a few
points during the visit I was unable to reach any higher for my
next drink.
From: darren@sticky.net (Darren Irvine) However, I can heartily recommend Guinness and a *big* measure
of Kahlua added. Very tasty, and a handy wake-up pint for those
mornings when lying for another 2 or 3 hours in a puddle of your
own vomit seems preferable to getting out of bed.
From: darsy@sticky.cod.uk (darsy) I don't care. I didn't say the thing about "not how much you
drink..." Personally speaking I think if you don't drink very
much then you're a fucking useless lightweight.
From: blackey@fundy.net woohoo.. it's finally my turn for this...
From: zzyzx@gatewayto.com (ZZYZX) I've had problems with passwords and drinking... I seem to
remember my passwords fine when I'm drunk. It's not until the next
morning that I realize I've changed them all and can't remember
doing it.
From: darsy@sticky.co.uk (darsy) I could try starting the day with a night cap, and ending up with
eating breakfast just before bedtime, but I'd probably get confused
in the middle somewhere, and end up eating kebabs for every meal. So
that's out too.
From: "Screaming Blue" Fucking moth just flew in my wine. Bastard! I'll tell him to spit
it out.
From: Sully Actually, it was a prime opportunity to use the word "asshuffer,"
as in
"Try a fucking search engine, asshuffer."
Never pass on an opportunity to thesaurisize.
From: Cruise I think with this group we can safely substitute Wanking for
Walking.
Cruise - po dead people.
From: John Vantine Must have been a pretty good patrick's day...I have no
recollection of posting this...couldn't even get my signature
right....
Wonder what i was on about?
From: kaleesto@aol.com (Kaleesto) If yer buyin I'll have a coors light since I discovered this St
Patty's day that I can no longer drink hard liquor. There is
nothing worse than having your boss tell you what you did the
night before and your mom telling you that you stripped naked in
front of her... nevermind.
From: "Screaming Blue" That's what we need! Hard likker fortified with horse-doses
of caffeine! Get you loaded, but energized anough to go out and
do something truly stupid and destructive!
From: keltic@zip.com.au (Keltic) Sounds like the stuff in the bargain bins at my local. Old
Kentucky Sodomy Bourbon, as served to the troops of the
Confederacy before battle...yeah, no prizes for guessing why they
lost... Wine that tastes like it was strained thru a sports sock
and cheap vodka that tastes like it was matured in a cossack's
boot.
From: "SBrew" I relized I have to start drinking more. Simple as that. On to to the 13th ADB Quote Page
Subject:
Date: Tue, 14 Jul 1998 22:13:04 +0100
Subject: Re: How have I missed this?
Date: Date: Tue, 14 Jul 1998 00:47:28 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Amsterdam CC on the IRC?
Date: Date: Fri, 17 Jul 1998 06:02:48 -0500
Subject: Re: Getting ready
Date: Sat, 18 Jul 1998 19:25:53 +1000
> Pardon my French, but what the fuck is
"self control"?
Subject: You know you're in trouble when . . .
Date: 18 Jul 1998 01:34:58 GMT
Subject: Re: Getting ready
Date: Mon, 20 Jul 1998 21:31:33 +0100
Subject: Re: I guess I got what I deserved
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1998 14:42:55 GMT
Subject: Re: ...alcohol enema??...
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1998 22:52:07 GMT
Subject: Re: you know you're in trouble when........
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1998 19:49:47 -0400
Subject: Re: Poltergeist the DB Movie...
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1998 13:17:58 +0200
Subject: Re: Reuben Pizza
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1998 17:33:29 -0500
Subject: Re: Cheapest way to get drunk
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1998 14:29:40 +0000
Subject: Re: Beer!
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1998 14:54:04 -0400
absolute rock bottom, somebody shows up with a
pick-axe and some dynamite.
Subject: Re: Gonz in Amsterdam, part 1
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1998 16:43:41 GMT
Subject: Re: Drunken Bum....
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1998 00:41:12 -0500
Subject: Re: Drunken Bum....
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 1998 08:23:15 GMT
Subject: Re: My delurking story...(long)
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1998 22:19:43 +0100
Jaz puts "Can I kiss you?"
thru the ADB converter and gets back...
"Do you swallow or
take it up the ass?"
Subject: Re: FlatCap bastard
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1998 19:11:41 +0100
Surely their is some law against this sort of blatant
copyright voilation. Any lawyer worth their salt will have their
asses. What if this Flatcap imposter turns out to be a
irratating, predantic, grumpy, offending piece of shit? He will
blemish your character. Something must be done.
Subject: Re: To Bourbon
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1998 19:18:50 +0100
As you flow like a river
Stagger hind,
hence and whither
Bloody this way and thither
I'd almost
forgive 'er
Then I retch forth and quiver.
(puke)
Fucking
Indian-giver.
Subject: Re: Ah, to be drunk and alone - a poem
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 1998 10:43:53 +1000
1) Pour a glass of whiskey. It'll have to be a large
glass, so the vortex has time to form.
2) Reset experimental equipment i.e. drink whiskey.
3) For more statistical reliability, repeat many times, with different bottles.
Subject: Re: Drunken Bum....
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 1998 11:28:11 +0200
Subject: Re: Fwd: Returned mail: Host unknown (Name server:
thegates.ofdawn.cnn: host not found)
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1998 00:39:34 -0500
crap dat ADB is posting now?
Subject: Re: Drunken ?Golf!
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1998 20:44:00 +0100
> Jaz, I know you are dying to ask this:
>Who makes more sense? Robin or ES?
Subject: Re: Amazing Drinking News in the Media
Date: 15 Sep 1998 04:18:35 GMT
Subject: Re: fuck
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1998 21:39:35 +0100
Subject: Re: Stupid drunk
Date: Thu, 24 Sep 1998 13:11:29 -0500
night, found a bottle of Rita mix and made Ritas (of
course). Woke up the
next afternoon to find the mix was brown
instead of the normal green.
Luckily everyone involved survived.
Subject: Overheard in a Bar
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1998 14:21:28 +0800
Subject: Re: Found in another Newsgroup - Balsamic vinegar
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1998 10:28:53 -0500
Subject: Re: booze games, sex & tv
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1998 21:38:15 +0100
Subject: Re: Is Drinking Killing You? Read This.
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1998 11:52:24 -0400
Subject: Re: 30th Birthday Do
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1998 13:13:26 -0700
great brain-cell reduction decade.
Subject: Re: Never drink Coca-cola after...
Date: Wed, 21 Oct 1998 16:38:31 +1000
Subject: Re: Delurk...
Date: Wed, 21 Oct 1998 19:54:33 +0200
Subject: A weekend romp, adn other stories
Date: Thu, 22 Oct 1998 05:34:06 GMT
Subject: Re: birds
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 15:25:30 GMT
>fuckers realise it's still dark out there?
Subject: Baffled
Date: Thu, 10 Dec 1998 16:28:37 -0500
Subject: Re: At Chez georg and jaZZ's
Date: Date: Sun, 6 Dec 1998 20:56:24 +0000
(Alkaselzer and a shot of voddy is a good remedy, eh?)
Subject: Re: Vote For Most Annoying DB!!
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1998 21:47:31 +0000
Subject: Re: Take this, New Yawkuhs!
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1998 12:41:53 -0500
Subject: Re: FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1998 01:31:21 +0000
Subject: Re: Some New DB Pics
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1998 20:12:04 -0500
Subject: Re: Drunken Uncles
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1998 11:15:56 -0800
Subject: Re: Charlie, this is your place isn't it? Oh fuck
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1998 06:24:05 -0500
Subject: Re: Charlie, this is your place isn't it? Oh fuck
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1998 20:56:13 -0500
Subject: Re: Shitty, Depressing New Years Eve
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1999 23:05:23 -0600
Subject: Badgers Win, Badgers Win! [was: Shitty, Depressing New Years Eve]
Date: Mon, 04 Jan 1999 09:58:58 GMT
Subject: Re: CC On The IRC
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1999 20:01:56 +0000
From: Jaz
Subject: Re: beer for party
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1999 13:08:09 +0000
Subject: Re: DBFest '99
Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 08:04:29 -0500
Subject: Re: girlie drinks - more
Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1999 09:16:46 GMT
Subject: Re: At long last, The Updated ADB drinking game
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 08:52:24 GMT
Subject: Re: Drunk and talking to some canadian chick...
Date: Sun, 17 Jan 1999 06:26:57 -0400
"shut da fuck
up kev"
Subject: Re: joys of passwords
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 1999 05:52:44 GMT
Subject: Re: Dress Up & Go Out
Date: Tue, 09 Feb 1999 11:11:00 GMT
Subject: Re: French Fried Pig Eyeballs
Date: Sun, 14 Mar 1999 07:29:27 GMT
Subject: Re: Anyone know of some Bukowski on the web
Date: Sat, 13 Mar 1999 22:01:26 -0800
Subject: Re: Dead or Lurking?
Date: Thu, 18 Mar 1999 01:03:13 +0000
Subject: Re: Move on, was Re: antabuse
Date: Thu, 18 Mar 1999 13:08:27 -0500
Subject: >
Date: 21 Mar 1999 01:17:28 GMT
Subject: Re: Explain this
Date: Wed, 24 Mar 1999 08:07:53 GMT
Subject: Re: New Wine Box Style
Date: Sat, 10 Apr 1999 00:12:45 GMT
Subject: Re: I fucked up my puter
Date: Wed, 28 Apr 1999 12:08:08 -0400
It's
good for the health.
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