(Captain Morgan)
Date: 25 Jul 1996
Binky wrote:
The trouble with beer in copious quantities, is that it gives you a fat gut. Are there any bods out there with some medical background to explain?To which Brad Warren replied:
My pops is living proof that beer dont make you fat. He stopped drinking beer and gained weight, so I say drink up, me hearties, yo ho!Speakinuvwich:
Isn't Pirates of the Caribbean the ULTIMATE db ride? How many dbs have got thirsty while going through this ride? I actually had this conversation when I went to Disneyland with my wife and brother:
[Ride]: "Yo ho yo ho"What a cool ride! It starts off with a bunch of splashing about and curses and stuff, and then you get sucked into some parallel dimension where pirates are taking over some lame spanish village, and they steal all sorts of junk and get REALLY drunk and set fire to the village, and this worries them so they get MORE drunk, and oops, some of the drunk pirates get stuck in the jail, and the rest of the drunk pirates go into some ammunition hut and start drunkenly shooting at each other. Choice ride.
[Cap'n]: (auctioning off some woman) "What yam I bid fer this brazen wench?"
[Pirate]: "Five! Five bokkles of RUM!"
[Chris]: "Mmm, rum!"
[Sally]: (elbows Chris)
[Cap'n]: "I'm not spongin' fer rum! It's GOLD I'm after!"
[Chris]: "What a huffer!"
[Sally]: "Hee hee hee!"
[Mike]: "WHAT?"
[Ride]: "A pirate's life for me! We pillage we plunder etc."
[Drunk Pirate]: (sitting in mud with pigs, all drunk) "Whee hee hee!"
[Pig]: "Squeeeal!"
[Chris]: (nudges Sally, raises eyebrows) "Let's fill our bathtub with mud later, and get a bokkle of rum!"
[Sally]: (imitating Akane Tendo) "You PERVERT!" (whacketh)
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Chris Foley
DNRC POPE OF CAPITAL LETTERS, HPK