Nickname:
BiNKy
My Take on the alt.drunken.bastards newsgroup:
ADB is indeed a rare phenomenon in the world of alt. newsgroup hierarchies in that they, (ADB'ers) have the dexterity to get totally shitfaced and communicate with their fellow drunkards simultaneously. Being drunk doesn't predispose an individual necessarily, to living in a vacuum. My theory on this is that the mental agility required to post offsets the alarming death of brain cells brought on by chronic alcohol over-indulgence as a lifestyle.Embarrassing Fact:
Phobia:
Spiders / running out of booze...
Fascinating Physical Fact:
How my body copes with as much drinking and smoking as I insist it does, *relatively*
uncomplainingly.
Alcohol Stash in Apartment (as of 6/1/97):
3 cans of Stella
Cryptic Sign Currently On Apartment Door:
British Airways sticker covering some damage.
Pet Peeve:
Drunk students - to qualify this: HORDES of drunk MALE students being obnoxious prats,
legless on their 4 cans of Bud.I like the drunk female students accompanying them
though - BTSOOM how they can tolerate those arseholes...
Name of Most Embarrassing Girlfriend:
"Eily"
People that People Say I Look Like:
David Bowie or Tom Verlaine before I puffed out a bit...
What's In My Fridge Right Now (as of 6/1/97):
No 'fridge, I haven't got around to it yet - I've only been in this flat for 17 months.
(This explains the dearth of Stella about the place, I drink them pretty quick before
they warm up, then travel 75 yds to the Spar Shop for ice-cold restocks)
What My Tattoo Means:
It means "Chris" (in a scroll) with a skull-and-crossbones - It's 31 years
old now, and they hadn't perfected it to the art-form it is today. Actually it's crap.
People have asked me: "were you in the Merchant Navy?" "a P.O.W.?"
"result of an identity crisis?"