ODE TO ALL OF YOU DRUNKS
                by Scoundrel (the lush)

Here's to you bastards, you liquored up drunks,
God loves you best, better than monks.

To Sausage, and Gonzo, Oso, and King Chris,
to Hutchings, and Ced, and Rev. Bob (who I miss).
To Samantha, and Paige, and Evil Chris with no hair,
and all of you lurkers we all know are there.

We do what we want, we drink what we please.
Beer and Everclear and Long Island Iced Teas.
Whisky, bourbon, and Vodka with Dew,
Gin and wine and lovely homebrew.
All of it's ambrosia, nectar of gods,
Good for our brains, good for our bods.

You are my friends, my sisters and brothers,
Almost a family, a group like no others.
Let others laugh, let others snicker.
We're all related in our love of our liquor,     

Come to my town.  What do you think?
I'll buy you a beer, you can buy me a drink.

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