xxxjoel wrote:
Personally, I like the deer meat the best, especially if I can fuck the animal and strangle it myselfto which Liam queried:
I note that you fuck it before strangling it. Is this the usual method. Doesn't it hold still better with a bit if strangling first? Just curious.xxxjoel's response:
Naw, now that I think about it, as a self-proclaimed carnivore, I figure that if the animal's gotta die, the death should be as painless as possible. I wonder if the USDA (United States Dept.-o-Agriculture) would condone our feeding the animals tranquilizers and booze, to the point of their simply going to sleep and not exactly waking up again until they've been sectioned and Saran-wrapped on a piece of Styrofoam? It might make for an interesting dinner, as the sedatives would (hopefully) still be in the former-animal's tissue.
[She]: "How's the steak, dear? Is it rare enough for your tastes?"I'm gonna call the governor to see about that. Or should a call the Legislators? Any of you lot know someone in the USDA??[He]: (says nothing and, smiling, falls onto the floor in a state of chemical-inducted intoxication)
[She]: "Hmm, I wonder why he wants steak *every* night?"
JOEL