HECK wrote: (some white-trash rap lyrics. Submitted for your approval...)

I stole my daddy's password and I think that's pretty cool,
So I can type on the computer when I'm home from my high school.
My parents said the Usenet is no good and isn't fun,
but when I decode and see those binaries,
it's in my pants I come.

If my Mommy saw me yank my penis, she'd probably explode.
So would I, and as I sprayed my semen, I'd holler, "Save the Choad!"
Some asshole sent me e-mail and said he'd beat me hard,
I'd best be on good behavior, he seems serious, and
signed it, xxxTARD

I wish I had some friends, but instead I'll have to bug you guys,
I'll tell my teachers I'm a hacker, and other stupid lies.
I should mention that I love Green Day, since I'm such a punk,
and please believe me when I stretch the truth and say,
"Dude, yeah, I've been drunk."

All in all, I guess you think that I'm kinda fuckin tame,
Well, it's too bad that for your group, I'm a bit too lame.
I only wanted attention, and I was willing to try hard,
But still my Mother looks my way and cries out,
"What a tard!"

XXXJoel
werd to ya moms