Reilly


Name:
Reilly

Nickname:
"The Mascot of alt.drunken.bastards" (that was before he turned 21 on us ;-)

DD of:
"I'm too broke half the time to be one, someday though."

Vital Information:

DOB:
January 24, 1975

Born:
Columbus, Ohio

Current Whereabouts:
Kent, Ohio, USA

Physical Description:
"Once a really scrawny guy. Now, I have lifted my status up to the scrawny, but pudgy guy."

Recent Fame in alt.drunken.bastards:
Reilly invented the expression "stanky on the hangdown", now a popular part of the a.d.b lexicon. Jane wondered:
"Now that Kev and Reilly have told me what Stanky on the Hangdown is, I'm still rather perplexed at how one would use it in a sentence. "
According to Reilly...
"Like this: 'I'm gonna get loaded and get some stanky on my hangdown.' or 'Hey baby, your stanky, my hangdown.'"
Favorite Beverage:
"Beer, goods beers, but when I can buy a 40 and a pack of cigarettes for $2.96, I don't have a choice."

Reilly recently informed me that his new favorite drink is the Gin & Tonic.

Hobbies:
"Drinking, reading, that band I've been trying to put together, writing really goofy stories, saying crass things to friends and family."
Life's Ambition:
"I have no fucking clue"
Philosophy:
"Whatever it takes!"
Drunken Stories:
"Drunks in a Movie Theater"
"My Love of Gin"
See why you should never let Reilly near your booze


And finally, in response to the 1000's of requests received, An update on Reilly!

Email Reilly (Current as at 4 Oct 99)

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