"Can a mellow drunk be a DB?"


"Can a mellow drunk be a DB?" Date: 31 Mar 97 I must be getting old. Although I've never pissed in any potted plants, I have done some stupid things over the years while drunk. Like climb buildings, insult strangers, pick fights, wear funny clothes in public, try stupid pick-up lines with women, consume enough booze to make me fall over, throw up all over the bathroom, and all of that.

These days, I prefer the comfort of a familiar location while knocking back a few. I prefer drinking whisky with people with whom I feel a compatibility of temperament, telling stories that don't end with obscenities, sipping scotch while listening to music or interesting conversation on the radio--in short, being subdued rather than making an intrusive, annoying impression on the innocents around me.

Is is this a good or a bad thing? If you think it's bad, chances are you're younger and more energetic than I am, and in that case I think I can safely predict that one day you'll have an outlook similiar to mine--if you survive your youth. If you think it's good, then I'd like to talk with you at greater length. Mind you, I have nothing against annoying, public, in-your-face drunkenness; I've done my share of that. It's just that I no longer seem to have the energy to indulge in that kind of sport.

Plus, there are few things like being a daddy (with another one on the way) to make one readjust one's habits, if not one's outlook.

Kev
waxing philosophical


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