Nickname:
Kalisto, Kaleesto, Kal, Kali, drunken bitch.

Born:
May 1974, Fairfield, Maine.

Current Whereabouts:
Arizona

Reason for moving:
Gonz

Physical Description:
Usually broken and bruised.

Hair:
Long, brown (for today anyway), half straight and half curly (damn perm!)

Eyes:
Bleary and bloodshot.

Favorite Drink:
Captain Morgans chased with strawberry soda (altho I found the red stains that ended up on the front of all my shirts weren't worth it so I switched to Diet Sprite.)

Things to know about Keli:
I am horribly impatient. This also falls under Pet Peeves: I hate waiting in lines, I hate driving in slow traffic, I hate knowing that something good is going to happen (vacation, getting something in the mail, etc.) and then knowing that I have to wait for it. "I can't wait for [insert upcoming event]!" is my battlecry.

UDI's (unidentified drunken injuries):
I never had any severe UDI's until I moved to AZ. Since then, I have broken my big toe, smashed up some nerves in my knee to the point where I still can't feel part of it, and I have broken my nose... Is someone trying to tell me something???

Tattoos:
None yet, but future plans for a tat of the muppet Gonzo with his arm around Camilla the chicken...for obvious reasons.

Philosophy:
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!

To leave Kali drunken *text* messages on her pager:
Go to this web addy:  http://www.voicestream.com/messagecenter/ and in the space for the 10 digit number input this:  6024057838.   Just remember you are limited to 145 characters! :-)