Name:
The Moaning Cunt

Answers to:
"Cruise", "Slick", "Hey Asshole", "Red".

Vital Information:

Date of Birth:
October 10, 1967

Place of Birth:
Newport Rhode Island.

Grew up:
Riverside, RI and Seekonk, Ma

Current Residence:
Somewhere in Florida

Physical Description:
Varies from time to time. You can never be sure what I'm going to grow or shave next.

Significant Other:
My African Grey parrot, "Hoot"

Partners in Crime:
I work alone.

Favorite Drink:
It's one of my own design (as far as I know). In my arrogance I've even named it after myself. It's Cap'n Morgan's Spiced Rum with Dr. Pepper. Order a "Cruise" next time you're in your local bar. If they dont know what it is, become agitated and explain it to them with a sigh.

CCs completed:
Many Many. I'm the author of the killer channelbot for #adb, PotdPlant, which used to run the CC until one too many people pissed on it.

Hobbies:
Smut, drinking, smut, dope, booze, smut, drinking and drinking.

Culinary Delights:
Mc Donalds, Burger King, Wendy's, Whataburger, Taco Bell, Schlotzky's, Pizza Hut, etc....

Personal Philosophy:
(comments made to the other DBs after a drunken trek across America)

"I've learned a few things on this trip and somewhat changed my attitude of people. For years I've lived with the assumption that PEOPLE SUCK. I think I've graduated out of this ideal. I feel that people do not necessarily suck. It seems people fear. They fear everything! Their god, The government, the police, their boss, the sun, driving, and bikers. A quote from Dune: 'Fear is the mindkiller.' Just do it!"

Worst Nightmare:
Watching from afar as I witness my own death.

DB Fantasy:
To be Sondra's underwear.

Mating Calls:

#1 - "I live alone."
#2 - "Hey, Wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle through the forrest?"
#3 - "You are defintely not the type to take home to mother."

Life's Ambition:
I want a million dollars!

Stories:
Watch this Space
The Tattoo has happened!!!!!!!!
Daves of our Lives
DB Post Cards 2004