Timo
At the end of a long day
Name:
Timo
Brief Intro:
Timo, practitioner of
theoretical physics and applied drinking. My ambition is to drink every
alcoholic beverage out there at least once (not counting cocktails). I'd be a
professional shaman, but it's hard to get clients around here without being a
wishy-washy new-ager.
Date and Place of Birth:
Middle of the
desert, Queensland. So far lived in Queensland, except for a few months south of
the border.
Ethnic History:
Of Finnish descent, as one might
guess from my name. Thus, I have a genetic predisposition for drinking large
amounts of vodka.
Appearance:
Human. See photo for more
details.
Height/Weight:
About 185 and
80.
Education:
Far too much.
Current
Residence:
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia.
Regular
Quotes/Mating Calls:
``Here, drink this.''
Nice things to do
while drunk:
Play in a band. Convince your girlfriend's friends that
she's pregnant. Pee off high places. Gob on cop cars off overpasses with only an
FO for aiming. Drink more. Sleep on concrete. Play Redneck Rampage deathmatch.
Work. Fall over. Vomit off high places. Kiss the groom. Post on newsgroup. Eat.
Vomit in public. Do silly things with vanilla fridge cleaner.
Bad
things to do while drunk:
Deep fry. Poke yourself in the
eye.
Alcohol Stash in House:
One bottle each of scotch,
bourbon, and Tennessee whisky. About half a dozen rums, 20 bottles of vodka.
Some various Korean liquor. Akvavit. Chartreuse. Some other liqueurs. Mezcal.
Half a dozen gins. Alas, I drank my wine rack empty. A couple of cartons of home
brew. Some fortifieds. Must get sherry. At least I still have half a case of WT
rye.
What's in your Fridge:
Kimchee, wine, eggs, vegies, chilli
paste, bean paste, garlic, ginger, mustard, caviar, herrings, sausage. Dead
animals in the freezer.
Fascinating Physical Fact:
I get
hairier in winter.
Vehicle:
Feet. Or bike. There's also this
ancient crusty 323, but I don't drive it, just change clutch plates and head
gaskets as required.
Most Embarrassing Fact:
Longtime
RPGer.
Phobia:
Phones. I should get a
secretary.
Occupation:
Physicist (computational physics,
theoretical applied optics). I wrestle various computers into submission on the
side.
Health:
Not too bad, but fitness is limited by laziness.
Still alive, and it seems that this will continue for some time to
come
Name of most Embarrassing ex:
Don't have any embarrasing
exes. My exes did useful things like inspire me to drink very heavily.
Drunken Stories:
DrunkPlumbing
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