God created us with a free will to choose good or bad beers. Those
who choose good beer receive a good buzz and those who
choose bad beer bring much puking and wretched hangovers into their life.
For 43 years I chose many bad beers. Eight and a half years ago I
started to choose only good beers and my life began gettng better and better.
You have a choice. Please choose only good beers.
The New BeerTasters writers mention 61 benefits of being filled with God’s
Holy Spirit ( AKA Guinness ). Listed below are seven.
1. You are filled with love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness,
faithfulness, gentleness, & self-control.
2. You will be helped in your weakness by lovely waitresses with large breasts
who will assist you in hoisting that heavy mug to your lips.
3. Your mug will overflow with Guinness.
4. You will have freedom to turn down that MGD.
5. You inner being will be strengthen with power and that power will increase
as you continue to consume.
6. You will receive help, in the form of an unlimited bar tab.
7. You will be freed from feelings of all guilt until it becomes time to
pay said tab.
Please E-Mail us if you want the complete list of good beer and the
four easy steps you must do to make it to the bog so you can
releive yourself of God’s Holy Spirit ( aka Guinness ) and all the benefits
of an empty bladder.
With much love,
Friends & Followers of God Damn My head hurts and Our Lord Jack Daniels
-- Greg (gcm@ssd.intel.com) Opinions expressed here are in no way
intended to represent those of Intel Corp
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