These were done in a hurry when I was drunk. So they take forever to download and the picture quality is crap and the contrast is too high yak yak yak.
The captions in quotation marks were kindly provided by Leaf, although I've added some comments of my own here and there.
"This is a pic of Mark and Jeremiah's esteemed hovel. Note the lovely scaffolding and the small figure to one side. (Jeremiah) When Jaz and I went to meet them (Not arrived yet, they weren't) there was a cat on the scaffolding that was more welcoming than the management."
"Some fat cunt" There are actually four people in this photo. From left it's Jaz, Jeremiah, Leaf and Mark A. Who you calling a fat cunt eh?
"This is a bar that was introduced to Jaz and I when Jaz spotted Mark across a zillion people in Dam Sq. The barmaid was Caroline and the dog drinking the beer was Casey." Jeremiah fancied Caroline and invited her out for a game of pool after her shift in the bar. She brought her husband along (DOH!).
"Oh. How we made the meet. See above. Same bar. Same beer. Same dog and same barmaid." You can just see Jaz by the payphone in the background. He was talking to Riddler in the Isle of Man.
"Animated Cruise" This is Jeremiah and Cruise enjoying a breakfast beer on the Leidseplein. As you can see, there weren't many other people out drinking at this time.
"Unanimated Cruise" I could explain why the houses are all leaning at funny angles but you don't really care do you?
"Yes, Kev. He is a FBP.........but what is Cruise smoking?" Marlboro of course!
"Some fat twat" There are actually two people in this photo - who are you calling a fat twat eh?
"Why has Jaz two drinks? (and who is that ugly cow on his right?)"
"Did we wake Mark?"
"Jeremiah asked Jaz for some
hemp.......bit of a misunderstanding
there, methinks..."
"Kindly leave my room....or "Show us yer 'skunky'!"
"Drunk??? NEVER!! ("Kindly keep the noise down")"
"Shhshshhshshhh....don't tell Jeremiah Jaz pissed in the sink....."
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