The ADB Drinking Game!

From: Jason Vain 
Newsgroups: alt.drunken.bastards
Subject: The ADB drinking game.
Date: Wed, 13 Dec 1995 20:29:06 GMT
Organization: at the Univeristy of kiss my Butt.

I was just reading that Stars Wars drinking game and just thought why 
not have one about our newsgroup? When you get down to reading the 
postings you take a sip of your beer when:-

*The word Asshuffer appears.
*A newbie introduces themselves.
*Take a sip of beer for every new posting in the Best/worst beer threads
*Everytime you see a :)
*When the word cat is mentioned.
*For every new post from Chris foley.
*For every new post from Sondra.
*For every new post from Drunken Richie.
*For every new post from OSO.
*For every new post from Gonzo.
*For every new post from Rob Fagen.
*For every new post from The lombardos.
*For every new post from Michel.
*For every new post from Jaz.
*For every new post from Greg.
*For every new post from Joel.
*For every new post from Drew.
*2 sips of beer when Cheryl posts.
*3 sips of beer when Andy@troas posts.
*When the word nipples appears in a post.
*When the word gun is mentioned.
*When there is mention of anything of the sexual nature. 
*When you read a spam.
*When someone mentions #adb.
*Two sips when someone says something positive about #adb.
*When Jaz and his computer are mentioned.
*When Cheryl mentions anything to do with bikes.
*When Joel mentions a bar's name.
*Two sips if Joel went into the bar.
*When Sondra mentions work or anything work related.
*When any of the Lombardos mention their cat.
*When Rob Fagen mentions any type of sport. 
*When Michel mentions Canada.
*When Drunken richie mentions Babys.
*When OSO mentions Televisions.
*2 sips if OSO mentions anything to do with the police.
*When Gonzo mentions Corona.
*When Chris mentions beer.

*3 sips everytime a CC is announced.
*1 additional sip for every people who promises to make the CC.
*When a mention of anyone dropping out of the CC.
*2 sips when the CC Chanel log is posted.
*Everytime someone gives an excuse for the missing the CC.
*2 sips if the excuse seems normal.
*3 sips if the excuse is obviously a lie.

*When somebody invites anyone to their part of the world.
*When anyone gives free beer to another DB.
*When a DB asks another DB for advice.
*When a DB complains about their software.
*When a DB mentions another DBs sig.
*When a DB pokes fun at another DB.
*When a DB posts a thread saying they are depressed.
*When a DB mentions their lovelife.
*2 sips when a DB mentions a wedding, Engagement or a death.
*When a DB mentions anything to do with Holidays.
*3 sips when a birth is mentioned.
*When a DB posts an outside article he/she thought was funny.
*When 'ROTFL' is written.
*When 'LOL' is written.
*When violence is threatened to any DB.
*When violence is threatened with a :) at the end.
*When someone asks what Asshuffer means.
*When someone asks how to get on #adb.

*When someone posts a new thread that is obviously a flame.
*When the said flamer is called a Asshuffer.
*2 sips if the flamers actually mentions a regular DB.
*When the flamer implies drinking is bad for you.
*When the flamer implies we are dumb.
*2 sips when a regular DB sticks up for another regular DB.
*When a DB mentions he got a E-mail from the Flamer.
*3 sips if the flamer actually posts again.


Well if anyone can add anything to this then go ahead.
I had fun writing it. Dunno if this has been suggested before but it 
would be fun to have our own drinking game. Anyone want adding to it or 
removing from it then just say the word.

-- 
Jaz - The ADB drinking game..WooHoo! 

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