From: Yopu
Subject: Fishing
Date: 01 Nov 1997 00:00:00 GMT
Organization: Sirius Connections
Newsgroups: alt.drunken.bastards


I'm pissed off, but this is the coolest hting. Jody found a half crate
of dynamite at the quarry. It was pretty old, but it wasn't leaking, so
he figured it was still safe, and he took it last night at the end of
the shift. He says it's been there for a coupel of weeks, so nobody'll
miss it.

I said, lets go up to the lake, and see if there's any fucking fish in
the pond where you got stuck by the dam. Jody says, OK, lets get Craig,
and go. I didn't tell jody, but Craigs kind of a pussy, and I wanted
to drink first, so I said lets go over to the Frog and have a couple of
beers first, so we went there. I like the Frog, because they serve
cheap beers, and they'll give you shots if you'fe drinking. so we had
a few beers, adn then a couple of shots of Jack to go with it.

So we go over to Craigs house, and he says he's got a coupel of 12 paks
and he wants to go, so we get the beer, and get into the station wagon
with teh dynamte, and headed up to the lake. we were driving pretty
careful, because we didn't wnat the dynoamite to blow up in the car, so
the road had to be pretty smooth, and we went slow. plus, we wanted to
have a beer or two on the way, because this is scary shit, with TNT in
the car, and it's getting hot from sitting so long.

We got up to the lake, and the boat was still there at the dock. We got
the box into the boat ant headed over to the dam. Craig was rowing it
because me and jody didn't want to. Well, actually, we were drinking
Craigs beer, and he was working like a bastard rowing the boat over to
the dam. Well, acually, we were getting pretty fucked up, because we'd
been drinking before we got to Craig's house, and he was doing all teh
work.

So we get to the dam, and Jody want's to get fish for dinner, so he
sticks a fuse into one of the sticks and lights it and tossed it inot
the lake. We wait for a few seconds and BOOM, there's a big noise and
shock and the water kind of lifts up for a second, and then every things
quiet, but no fish come up to the top.

Well that's bullshit. We're used to the side of the quarry dropping off
and then going to work, so Jody says he's gonna tie two sticks together,
and try that. Me and Craig say Do it, so the next two sticks go in, and
it's the same thing, a big noise and shock and then nothing.

So Craig says get the hell outta the way, I'm gonna blow up somma those
fucking fish, and he ties the fuse on 5 sticks, and gets read;y to light
them. I'm thinking, 5 sticks, that's alot of dynamite for a little pond
like this and jody says something like Craig, maybe ;you should use 3,
but Craig wont have any of that, and strikes the fuse and goes to throw
the bastard off the side of the boat.

I don't know exactly what happened, but Craig all of a sudden goes Woa,
shit fuck, and then starts scra;mbling around in the bottom of the
boat. I look at Jody, and we both just jump over the side like that was
the plan all along, and then I hear a spalash, and right after that, I
hear a BOOM, and the boat and me get lifted up out of the water like a
big hand just threw us. I'm kinda scared, because I don't swim, and
then I open my eyes and i've got a cusion float right next to me, so I
grab it. I look around, and ther's the boat, but it's pretty fucked up,
and it's not right. The side's hanging off, like somebody took a
chainsaw to it and cut it from front to rear on the side, and Craig
isn't there, and I'm thinking fuck, he got blowed up by the dynamite.
But that doesn't make any sense, because it's only the side of the boat
thats screwed up.

So I call out for Jody and he's on the other side of the boat, adn he's
OK. Where's Craig? I shout for Craig, and then he comes up over by
Jody. He's OK, but he can't hear me or Jody and he keeps shakingg his
head like he's got a tick or something in his ear. then I start
laughing. I don't know why. I cant swim and im in the middle of the
lake, adn the boat's fucked up and Craig cant hear but it's funnier than
shit all of a sudden.

So we all start paddling over to the shoer, and leave the boat there.

Fucking Craig, dropped the dynamite in the boat, we jumped out, then he
grabbed it ant threw it as he jumped over the side. I guess it blew up
the boat out when it went off.

We said fuck it, and headed over to Boinks place, and drank a few beer,
and then went home.

I'm pissed off, because I wanted to do the CC, and I was late. Sorry
about that guys.