First post of the new year, so it must be something totally silly. It will be, but it's also a *true story*
<creepy scarey sound effects> I'm probably the only one who has ever heard this song, but there was a Babar record that I got as a small child, and it had a great song on it called "Have You Ever Lost an Elephant?" about losing two baby elephants. Anyway, while stumbling home from the bars, looking for an old friend who happened to show up yesterday, I started thinking of that song, but I changed it some.
Have you ever ever lost a Br-ii-it
It's really quite a silly thing to doo-ooo,
but a little tiff erupted in the pu---ub
and Mike left in a snit!
We that's what happened tonight,
Andy and Mike had a fight!
and I worry and ahem
fucker will ring the door at 5 a mmmmmmm
Well, we have lost the Brit
and were really worried about it
We cry and worry and bluff
and hope he left some cash in his stuff!
Have you ever ever lost a Br-ii-it
It's really quite a silly thing to doo-ooo,
but a little tiff erupted in the pu---ub
and Mike left in a snit!
Please tell me someone else had that record!
Jeremiah