Subject: Newbies and shit
Date: 1997/12/30
Author: keltic@zip.com.au
Forum: alt.drunken.bastards

Gday there,

It's late at night and I am three parts rooted, so any typos I attribute squarely to
alcohol abuse.

Guys...what is it with this new rip newbies up and show them their own guts thing?
I've watched several delurks lately and it seems to be like dropping blood in a
fucking shark tank.

Who said thou shalt know fuckloads about booze? Who cares a rat's arse if vodka
is distilled, brewed, or passed from the Holy Bladder of one of God's Angels? Or
thou shalt have perfect diction? Where is it graven in stone that all adb posters will
possess perfect English diction with knowledge of the various cases? Shit, I went
through 10 years of private education and I wouldn't have a clue about some of
these more esoteric grammatic points, and more to the point, I couldn't give a
fuck...I thought the rule here was thou shalt get shitfaced, yea, verily, and post
reports of thy fuckwittedness.

What's going on guys? Do we have a hierarchy of drunks here or what? Or is it a
sorta hen yard thing, last into the yard gets his cloaca chewed to fuck by every other
fowl that went before him?

Well...fuggit I say. Newbies: drink hard. Don't take any shit. Get shitfaced, post,
and have fun. Oldbies...there's always someone who has been around longer than
you, just as there is someone who hasn't been around as long. Deal with it :)

OK...my soapbox is now wartorn and in need of repair so I'm fucking off to bed
*burp*

Before I go...Lynne? Those knots I mentioned? I was just playing with some and
pulled a great fucking clot of hair out of my scalp, is this normal longer hair
behaviour?

Cheers, Keltic

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