Heath!

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Name:
Heath

Nickname:
Heath

VITAL INFORMATION:
Born:
1976, Syosset, New York, USA

Not a designated drinker, but should be, for Washington DC

Height:
5'9

Weight:
A very sexy 155 lbs

Eyes:
Blue

Hair:
Brown

Blood Type:
2.2 bac

Current Calling:
I work as little as possible. I'm trying to pursue my dream of being a professional beer taster, though. A little concerned about all the shitty ones I'll have to wade through.

Favorite Beer:
Free beer definitely tastes best.

Favorite Pub:
The Red Lion of Washington DC.

Favorite Weapons:
Broken beer bottles, hellacious farts, and Jym, the tubby bitch.

DB Maxims:

  • A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2.
  • If you can't find anyone that meets your standards, lower 'em.
  • There is no such thing as an ugly girl...sucking your dick.
  • I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
  • You asshuffer!

    Mating Call:
    "Yeah, can I get a gin & tonic, please?"

    Life's Ambition:
    Drunk on a beach forever by the age of 35.

    Philosophy:
    Life's a bitch, get a helmet.

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