| First, a little background: For over a year, my roommates and I have been amassing
a huge collection of Taco Bell sauce packets. Every time we go to Taco Bell and they
ask if we want hot or mild sauce, we say we want lots of both. We have managed to
completely fill one of the drawers in our fridge with these packets (about 500 of
them)! More background: We live on one of the busiest streets in town. Actual story: Saturday night, we had several people over because we had a keg. After we were all good-n-liquored, someone decided we should haul a couch out to the very edge of the street and watch the traffic go by. We did, people honked, it was cool. After a while, a couple of the guys there decided they were going to eat splattered pies off the street (don't ask). So we all walked down to the local 7-11 to buy a few Dolly Madison snack-pie things. I'm told that on the way back, I tripped and hit the ground damn hard, but I don't remember it and I think I'm OK. When we got back, these two guys unwrapped their pies and put them in the street. After the pies had been run over, these dudes went into the street, got into push-up stances over their respective pies, and ate 'em. The rest of us just sat there on the couch on the edge of the street, watching. Suddenly, I got a wild gerbil, er, hair up my ass. I ran into the house, yanked the drawer of taco sauce out of the fridge, ran back outside and dumped THE WHOLE DAMN DRAWER FULL into the street! Then I stood back. Way back. Everyone else just sat there on the couch, waiting to see the impending destrucion. The next car came by. SSSSPPLLAATT!!!! Taco sauce sprayed everywhere!! Everybody on the couch got drenched! I just layed there on the sidewalk, laughing my ass off! It was the funniest damn thing I've seen in a long time! Everybody else was pretty upset about it at the time, but they all got over it, and it's fun to talk about now. I should probably wash the couch some time. Naah!
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