WELCOME TO MY HALL OF SHAME!!
Since this is as close as I'll ever come to being a Playmate, I couldn't resist doing it in the proper style.
PERSONAL DATA SHEET:
Name.....Carrie S
Bust.... 2 handfuls
Waist...slightly wasted
Hips...usually shakin'
Height...5'4"
Weight...This is a joke isn't it?
Birthdate...11/29/54
Birthplace...San Diego, CA
TURN-ONS: Men with character, blue eyes, rough hands, hot sand, clear water, cold
beer.
TURN-OFFS: The drop-dead looks from snotty (maybe jealous) females. Racial bigotry.
Anything or anyone who pollutes our once pristine planet.
AMBITIONS: I'm not into making millions, but I wouldn't mind having Cindy Crawford's
career.
BEST DATE: Camping under a full moon at a music festival in the High Sierras.
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT AMERICA: Fat-free foods, all night stores, friendly, open people - all in a land where you can succeed if you have enough ambition.
I ADMIRE: Ralph Nader because he has spent his life trying to help the average American.
Hillary Clinton because of her interest in health care for everyone.
LOOKING AHEAD: I believe the most exciting day of my life is yet to come. Maybe it
will be when I sign my first record contract.