badart

Date of birth:

I'm roughly the same age as that guy in "The Wonder Years." Or as his character would be now, or something.

Place of birth:

Lakewood, Ohio, USA.. still here

Appearance:

Deceiving. I look fairly normal. But I have been told that when I grow a beard I look like Yassar Arafat.

Height/weight:

Are off by 1/4" and 20 lbs. on my driver's license.

Alcohol stash:

Pitifully small at the moment. One half of a bottle of Jim Beam Rye Whiskey, 1.75 Windsor Canadian, most of a 5-liter cask of cheap american burgundy and about 6 or 8 cheap american beers. Okay, maybe not pitifully small, but not nearly large enough. I've also got a tiny bottle of champagne somewhere that my ex left me but I don't think that really counts.

Stuff in my fridge:

Nothing particularly unusual, I don't think, but I was, coincidentally, just telling someone that I happen to have five different types of cheese in there, if you include Cheez Whiz, which is, of course, highly debatable. (american, parmesan, mozzerella and a nice sharp cheddar for those playing along at home) Fuck, and ricotta, too.

Vehicle:

Ideally, a 1962 Plymouth Valiant 4-door. Ugly car. Until that dream comes true, though, I'll stick with the '71 Dart. Oh, I've got a bike too. '81 Honda GL500 with something like 73K on it. Speedo cable broke last fall and I haven't bothered to replace it.

Health:

I'm not dead yet.

Turn-ons:

Include long walks on the beach, bubblebaths, candlelight dinners, listening to the coolest radio station on Earth, WCSB, and oral sex, but if the latter is unavailable, phonesex is fine.