From darren@sticky.not Sat Nov 22 20:27:31 1997
        Darsy's Alternative
        Alt.Drunken.Bastards drinking game
        v0.1beta
        an FFF Production


(Inspired by the lovely Gail Warnings with special thanks to Don Guido for the 1st Gail rule in this list)


This is a fairly specialised drinking game, based on the things I read on the group
which make me need a drink. Your mileage may vary. If anyone wants to email me
with additional rules for the 1.0 release, go right ahead to darren@sticky.net
Anyone wanting to complain about being included on this list can blow it out their ass.
Anyway, here we go:


1 shot when Gail sounds bitter

2 shots when Gail sounds bitter about marriage

1 shot when Gail advocates dumping a partner

1 shot when Gail mentions fucking Southpark

2 shots if Gail ever messages you on IRC to talk about Gonzo

4 shots if you ever get stuck on #adb with just Gail.

1 shot when DukeDude says "Fack" (in quotes and everything)

3 shots when DukeDude says "Jesus Palamino"

1 shot when DukeDude complains about being misunderstood, and really
easy going.

1 shot when Jaz posts something "dark and satanic"

1 shot if anyone mentions a fucking flatcap

1 shot if Oso or Gonzo advocate handguns

1 shot if Kev advocates gun control

1 bottle of scotch straight from the bottle if Oso advocates gun
control or Kev talks about going down the firing range.

2 shots every time Jane makes an ironic and humorous comment about
Americans, and all the Americans get upset

2 shots if any of the old-skool DBs make an appearance - who counts
here is up to the individual player, but I think Ced Vicious is
definitely in (and the dude who used to have a huge spatula in his
.sig)

3 shots if Emperor Sausagus ever posts to the newsgroup again

1 shot whenever anyone follows up a posting by Spoon with a one-line
response

Hit forehead with palm of hand when Jaz or Leaf respond to a previous
series of one line messages to each other with another one line
message

1 shot if any of the #adb people posts something to the newsgroup

1 Entire bottle of dodgy central European beer if Pivo ever posts
*anything* to the newsgroup

1 shot of schnapps if anyone from mainland Europe posts something

3 shots whenever Jaz says something irresponsible about the National
Front or "Pakis" (sic)

1 shot when Georg says something that at first appears extremely
offensive, but turns out completely innocent (sort of)

1 shot when someone gets Jaz and JaZZ mixed up

2 shots if you ever understand anything E.S.Intergalactic says on
first reading

2 shots if you ever understand anything Birdman says on first reading

1 shot when someone posts a crap bit of poetry to the newsgroup

1 shot when someone gets flamed for a spelling mishtake

3 shots when someone makes a spelling mistake while flaming someone
for a spelling mistake

1 shot when Binky posts something about not having invited people from
flame newsgroups, in a thread otherwise composed of only posts from
people in flame newsgroups

1 shot when a newbie flames a long-standing group member


Anyway, that'll do for now…


--
darsy
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"So, you say you're a Rude Bwoy?"