He's not from around here, you know ...
Stardate : 14 April 1999
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<ESInter> who shows up here in the middle of the afternoon for christ's sake?
<ESInter> you should all be out watching soap operas
<ESInter> oh, I see you are
<ESInter> schmoozing
<ESInter> that is a good word
<ESInter> I like that word
<ESInter> schmoozing
<ESInter> it doesnt have anything to do with butt cheeks does it?
<ESInter> because if it does I dont like that word no more
<ESInter> hell no, schmoozing is a bad word
<ESInter> hitler used it against the jews i bet
<ESInter> fucking schmoozers
<ESInter> the romans called jesus a schmoozer
<ESInter> thats why they stuck his ass on a cross
<ESInter> where were all the fucking buzzards in that deal?
<ESInter> are you telling me buzzards wont eat the son of god?
<ESInter> well thats just fucked
<ESInter> buzzards are schmoozers
<ESInter> fuck buzzards will eat anything
<ESInter> buzzards eat other buzzards
<ESInter> buzzards eat relatives
<ESInter> whether they are dead or not
<ESInter> buzzards are republicans
<ESInter> i feel better now
<ESInter> i am not schmoozing
<ESInter> and you cant make me do it
<ESInter> it has something to do with butt cheeks
<ESInter> and buzzards
<ESInter> so count me out
<ESInter> the rest of you can go pack schmooz if you want but not me
<ESInter> i'm tossing shrimp at penguins
<ESInter> i'll just be over hear throwing shrimp nipples at the hairless birds
<ESInter> partisan poltergeist
<ESInter> what the fuck is up with heredity anyway?
* PotdPlnt kicks the stray dog which wandered in HARD in the chest and drives it off.
<ESInter> fucking bird walks around then decides to have NO fucking feathers
<ESInter> fucking penguins
<ESInter> I bet Hitler used them against the Jews
<ESInter> I mean say you are God....and then you decide to make this fucking hairless bird
<ESInter> first the son of a bitch cant fly
<ESInter> God spent the better half of a day trying to figure out how to get a penguin to fly I bet
<ESInter> It dont matter how fast you lauch those little bastards
<ESInter> fuck I would have just shot the son of a bitch
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<ESInter> but NO we gotta have penguins
<ESInter> just dont call them a goddam bird around me buddy
<ESInter> boy that pisses me off
<ESInter> buzzards are real birds
<ESInter> they have a decent wing span
<ESInter> they are fucking lazy when they fly
<ESInter> i mean they just hang up there floating around in the goddam air like
<ESInter> buzzards
<ESInter> they are like bloated pidgeons
<ESInter> floating high up there
<ESInter> when one farts they drop 10 feet
<ESInter> you got a buzzard with diarrhea well you got yourself some trouble then
<ESInter> its like one of those world war 1 planes going down
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<ESInter> penguins give buzzards diarrhea
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<gregm_> hey
<ESInter> I give god credit for that
<ESInter> greetings
<ESInter> i havent seen you in no time
<ESInter> fuck never mind
<ESInter> like I was saying you gotta give god credit for keeping different animals aparte
<ESInter> fucking buzzards he put in warm climates and fucking penguins he put on the goddam polar ice cap
<ESInter> its almost like he knew penguins give buzzards gas
<ESInter> if you crossbreed a penguin with a buzzard
<ESInter> you get this short little hairless runt bird
<ESInter> that will chew the shit out of you ankles
<ESInter> its a good thing we keep them apart
<ESInter> am i finished yet
<ESInter> ?
<ESInter> i am thinking
<ESInter> there might be something else
<ESInter> oh, yeah
<ESInter> I was gonna say I dont like the idea of bloated birds hanging over my head
<ESInter> i think thats it
<ESInter> i am through for now
* PotdPlnt mixes KaosWyrm a Mickey Finn.
<ESInter> Wait! The duckbill platypus....
<ESInter> some of you bastards live next one of those
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<KripTik> moorn
<ESInter> marlin perkins never did a show on one of them
<ESInter> marlin perkins down there on the ground wrestlin a duckbill platypus
<ESInter> right down there on the ground
<ESInter> well Alby Mangles
<ESInter> you got any good animals around you KripTik?
<ESInter> got any buzzards?
<KaosWyrm> berp
<ESInter> fucking vultures, what is the difference?
<ESInter> vultures dont fuck around in the road
<ESInter> buzzards dont give a shit they go where the food is
<ESInter> if you drive over one they dont care because thats more food for buzzards
<ESInter> no one knows who marlin perkins is but i do...
<ESInter> he wears more clothes than Alby Mangles
<ESInter> they both fuck with animals
<ESInter> get them down...
<ESInter> right down there on the ground
<ESInter> I once saw Marlin Perkins wrestle a pekkerwood
<KaosWyrm> spear chucker
<gregm_> im gonna do a jennx - BYE EVERYONE !!
<gregm_> off to w*rk - seeyas
<gregm_> bye
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<ESInter> I would like to see Marlin Perkins wrestle Alby Mangles
<ESInter> 3 matches
<ESInter> greese 'em down
<ESInter> right down there on the ground
<JennX> I wish greg were as amusing as he thinks he is...
* PotdPlnt checks JennX's ID
<ESInter> some people have no sense of humor
<ESInter> they just got this polyp thingy
<ESInter> alli baba
<ESInter> doink!
*** Signoff: ESInter (Open the TransDimentional Warp Scotty, I gotta go!)
