This site contains a collection of jokes about the professions of the twenty-first century: programmers, mathematicians, physicists, engineers, doctors, lawyers, accountants, psychiatrists etc.

Many of jokes contained within this site were collected from all over the Internet, and is used without the consent of the legal owner. If you own the originals and want them removed please do not hesitate to e-mail me.

However, I have put a lot of work collecting, editing and arranging the jokes in this site. Some of the cartoons in this site were created by my son, Deddi Shy. Please do not copy them without permission.

I have compiled, edited, and organized these jokes just for fun. I have selected jokes that are free of violence, obscenity and blatant sex. However, a collection of profession jokes wouldn't be complete without some criticizing jokes. If you find any joke too offensive, please let me know and I shall consider removing it.

This site is updated regularly as I find new jokes to put on, so stop by again!

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